zalacious.bsky.social
@zalacious.bsky.social
need a spot?

art by @voidfoxtamcin.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i've broken *three* so far tonight

art by @sinminus.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@darckhumor.bsky.social

this hoodie fit last year i swear
…the pants i special ordered tho :)
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@arizonaspicedjason.bsky.social

no, i don't think i'm getting carried away, that's what this machine was built for right?
September 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it's totally normal that the gym shakes when i walk now
normal as in it happens frequently
(2/2)
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@tuft.bsky.social

there was something in those supps, i think....
(1/2)
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@ehudkurzweil.bsky.social

"so.... your charts will say your bmi is extremely high, don't worry that it says obese, your vitals are fine and your body fat is extremely low. it won't be a problem unless you start having trouble breathing, heh"

the plights of being *heavy*
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
plotting..
September 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@omniously.bsky.social

oh wait it's biceptember this is in fact timely
September 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@penbeetle.bsky.social

just another day in the city
September 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
September 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM