Zach Ranier
@zaktastic.bsky.social
Husband, lib, dem, lawyer, cat guy
yarvin looks like he ate his other leather jacket
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
yarvin looks like he ate his other leather jacket
lol he’s got way too much face and too little hair for that haircut, which *maybe* would’ve worked 20 years and 100 pounds ago
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
lol he’s got way too much face and too little hair for that haircut, which *maybe* would’ve worked 20 years and 100 pounds ago
exactly right, which made him particularly threatening to President Shit-For-Brains
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
exactly right, which made him particularly threatening to President Shit-For-Brains
unjustifiably enraged at something rather trivial; it’s like you were doing MAGA role play or something:)
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
unjustifiably enraged at something rather trivial; it’s like you were doing MAGA role play or something:)
Bari Weiss always has that same expression, like she just shit herself and is slowly processing what to do next.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bari Weiss always has that same expression, like she just shit herself and is slowly processing what to do next.
if she thought that lie would work then she’s been spending too much time with President Shit-For-Brains
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
if she thought that lie would work then she’s been spending too much time with President Shit-For-Brains
two people, four faces
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
two people, four faces
”now then, what do i have to do to put you in this corolla?”
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
”now then, what do i have to do to put you in this corolla?”
needed a good laugh this morning and “wrinkly-suit slop tart” took care of it… thanks Miles!
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
needed a good laugh this morning and “wrinkly-suit slop tart” took care of it… thanks Miles!
Just looked up that Club Mate, looks great!
Does it taste like a "healthy" energy drink?
Does it taste like a "healthy" energy drink?
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just looked up that Club Mate, looks great!
Does it taste like a "healthy" energy drink?
Does it taste like a "healthy" energy drink?
looks like a fat old man whose doctors told him he can’t take adderall anymore or his heart will explode
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
looks like a fat old man whose doctors told him he can’t take adderall anymore or his heart will explode
this guy would be in a rubber room if he had a different last name
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this guy would be in a rubber room if he had a different last name
yep, a really disingenuous way to treat the story itself as a nothingburger that—surprise—trump isn’t worried about
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
yep, a really disingenuous way to treat the story itself as a nothingburger that—surprise—trump isn’t worried about
keep making fun and little eric and donny jr are gonna build the biggest bestest phone ever using only their legos
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
keep making fun and little eric and donny jr are gonna build the biggest bestest phone ever using only their legos
hard to pick because they’re both so clever, SIR
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hard to pick because they’re both so clever, SIR
"More importantly, what do I have to do to put you in this sparkling used car?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"More importantly, what do I have to do to put you in this sparkling used car?"
watching it on mute must’ve been like watching one of those “please help us” commercials for victims of botched plastic surgery
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
watching it on mute must’ve been like watching one of those “please help us” commercials for victims of botched plastic surgery
it’s all fun and games being a backup until they put you out there like a rodeo clown
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it’s all fun and games being a backup until they put you out there like a rodeo clown
you’d think he’d at least try to be likable given the unabashed shittiness of his offenses
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you’d think he’d at least try to be likable given the unabashed shittiness of his offenses
what a surprise, she looks like a half-crocked realtor trying to sell you a shitty house
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
what a surprise, she looks like a half-crocked realtor trying to sell you a shitty house
nope, they’ll continue to enjoy it while getting a pass for being too “afraid”
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
nope, they’ll continue to enjoy it while getting a pass for being too “afraid”
how should he know the guy looks like he eats cigarettes for dinner
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
how should he know the guy looks like he eats cigarettes for dinner
this proposition probably makes sense to someone who still looks half-drunk from last night
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
this proposition probably makes sense to someone who still looks half-drunk from last night
but now you defend child abusers
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
but now you defend child abusers