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Zakki Blakk
@zakkiblakk.bsky.social
- Married to Jill White - Videographer, Photographer, Artist, Husband, Pet Dad - Addicted to Metal - Songwriter/Musician - Casual Gamer - Certified Goofball™ -
And yet another year has flown by and I still don't know what a jingle horse is
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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hot take: we need to wrap it up with the water bottles. why is there a new brand or a new version on the shelves like once every quarter?? defeats the purpose tbh. just pick one and live with it, you cowards
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"The proof is in the chocolate pudding yet you're eating a bowl of dirt"
-Me, 2025
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Kirby Karma, noun:
Getting your ass absolutely handed to you after bullying people in City Trial
#kirbyairriders
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
All I wanna do is play #KirbyAirRiders City Trial but #MetroidPrime4 comes out on Thursday and I've never had such conflicting emotions 🎮
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Man, I picked the wrong day to stop drinking" I say to myself every day since I've stopped drinking and will probably keep saying until I drink again 😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The last few nights I've been sleeping like a hot dog. What is hot dog sleep you ask? It's when your cat pins the blanket down on one side and your dog pins the other side, so all you can do is rotate in place like a gas station glizzy. I love the cuddles but I need to stretch some time kiddos!! 🌭😴
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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HEY I’m on this with 17 other incredible artists!! Can’t wait for you to hear what we’ve been cookin!
🚨WARNING: NEW COMPILATION INCOMING🚨
The wait is over: Chip For Change: Tenacity is coming!

• Release date: Friday November 21!
• 18 brand-spanking new #chiptune tracks!
• All proceeds go to the ACLU!

More details to come!
#musicsky #musiciansky
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"My perceived loudness is higher because you're here"
-Sparky (who is not on BlueSky yet)
Well played brother, well played 😂
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sincerely, FUCK how fast time is flying by. I swear a week ago it was 100F with fireflies all over and today the geese are heading south. What even is life
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can we, as a species, move on from using hold music? PLEASE?!
August 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It never fails to crack me up how our dipshit asshole neighbor attempts to mow his lawn (weed field) once a year and the mower continually clogs, stops, and backfires on him 😂😂
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Bravery manifests itself in various ways in many different people.
Me? I pick up dog poop with bare feet
July 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Good luck. God speed. Tit milk"
-Me, 2025
May 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love this 😂
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Today is Arboreal Frippery day
April 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I see a liberal sign in your yard and I understand your values.
I see a conservative sign in your yard and I understand your intelligence
April 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkqL...
I repost this every year when I'm doing my taxes, and this year is no different.
#fucktaxes #jontron
JonTron - About to blow my brains out
YouTube video by Vitamin C
www.youtube.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Nothing spectacular photo-wise, but I was up to see a little bit of the #lunareclipse last night #photography #astronomy #panasonic #gh5
March 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
As a kid, I hated blowing my nose because it was gross. These days, it's just as gross, but if my airways are even the least bit obstructed I am on a *MISSION* #badpoopthoughts
March 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
www.twitch.tv/sparky_64_
My brother isn't on BlueSky yet but he's awesome and streaming on #Twitch right now #sm64 #speedrun #randomizer
Sparky_64_ - Twitch
Iron Mario (maybe some MK8 later?)
www.twitch.tv
February 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sitting here on a Saturday night, drink in hand, listening to newly released mixes of classic Bon Jovi songs is as close to a time machine I'm ever gonna get. I'm as giddy as a school boy right now 🥹 #bonjovi #uberfan
February 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My annual (BlueSky inaugural) post of this gem 🤘🏼
youtu.be/yyedP8fhLgY?...
#superbowl2025 #football #homestarrunner
American Football Championship Game - sloshy
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It has finally occurred to me that a 99% all black wardrobe makes it really hard to find certain things sometimes 🤔
January 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM