Zak's Thoughts
@zakificus.bsky.social
Another Millennial just trying to navigate all this madness.
Every so often I'll have a maybe insightful, maybe moronic thought I feel like sharing.
Every so often I'll have a maybe insightful, maybe moronic thought I feel like sharing.
Trump: "Everyone is talking about how much of a monstrous pedophile I am again. I better remind them I don't just rape kids, I also hate black people. I'm a multifaceted monster!"
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Trump: "Everyone is talking about how much of a monstrous pedophile I am again. I better remind them I don't just rape kids, I also hate black people. I'm a multifaceted monster!"
I haven't tried counting, but at this point it looks like Trump is referenced in the Epstein Files more times than the entire Holy Trinity is mentioned in the bible.
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I haven't tried counting, but at this point it looks like Trump is referenced in the Epstein Files more times than the entire Holy Trinity is mentioned in the bible.
Like clockwork, DOJ announces release of Epstein files, and then people find things relating to Trump, then shortly after, that mention of Trump is removed.
They'll release 3 million files, but it'll be like half a million after they redact the Trump mentions.
They'll release 3 million files, but it'll be like half a million after they redact the Trump mentions.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Like clockwork, DOJ announces release of Epstein files, and then people find things relating to Trump, then shortly after, that mention of Trump is removed.
They'll release 3 million files, but it'll be like half a million after they redact the Trump mentions.
They'll release 3 million files, but it'll be like half a million after they redact the Trump mentions.
Another day another apparent execution of an American citizen by Trump's ICE goons.
And before anyone really knows anything his cronies will claim self defense and how the victim deserved it.
And then the Trump will say the killings will continue until he can justify using the insurrection act.
And before anyone really knows anything his cronies will claim self defense and how the victim deserved it.
And then the Trump will say the killings will continue until he can justify using the insurrection act.
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Another day another apparent execution of an American citizen by Trump's ICE goons.
And before anyone really knows anything his cronies will claim self defense and how the victim deserved it.
And then the Trump will say the killings will continue until he can justify using the insurrection act.
And before anyone really knows anything his cronies will claim self defense and how the victim deserved it.
And then the Trump will say the killings will continue until he can justify using the insurrection act.
There's a sort of sick satisfaction in knowing Trump will never be happy.
He'll continue to be bitter and angry and desperately claw at wealth and power right up until his brain rots into mush.
I just wonder if he'll be braindead before he sees all this crap he's putting his name on reversed.
He'll continue to be bitter and angry and desperately claw at wealth and power right up until his brain rots into mush.
I just wonder if he'll be braindead before he sees all this crap he's putting his name on reversed.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
There's a sort of sick satisfaction in knowing Trump will never be happy.
He'll continue to be bitter and angry and desperately claw at wealth and power right up until his brain rots into mush.
I just wonder if he'll be braindead before he sees all this crap he's putting his name on reversed.
He'll continue to be bitter and angry and desperately claw at wealth and power right up until his brain rots into mush.
I just wonder if he'll be braindead before he sees all this crap he's putting his name on reversed.
Big tiddy goth girl
How do I delete this post
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How do I delete this post
This was a haiku
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Big tiddy goth girl
How do I delete this post
This was a haiku
How do I delete this post
This was a haiku
Trump literally about to destroy NATO to distract from releasing the Epstein files.
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Trump literally about to destroy NATO to distract from releasing the Epstein files.
It feels like right now the US economy is just 3 data centers in a trench coat.
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It feels like right now the US economy is just 3 data centers in a trench coat.
It's really disgusting how easily Jiggly Diddly Vance gets out there and lies about things to everyone's faces. Then he gets all indignant when called out or even questioned slightly.
We all saw the video dipshit, this was a trigger-happy ICE agent murdering an American citizen.
We all saw the video dipshit, this was a trigger-happy ICE agent murdering an American citizen.
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It's really disgusting how easily Jiggly Diddly Vance gets out there and lies about things to everyone's faces. Then he gets all indignant when called out or even questioned slightly.
We all saw the video dipshit, this was a trigger-happy ICE agent murdering an American citizen.
We all saw the video dipshit, this was a trigger-happy ICE agent murdering an American citizen.
Still shocking how MAGA are okay with the downgrade of discussing the US as "The World's Police" because our power was that far-reaching, to instead being provincial bullies just to our neighbors.
"Sure the whole world doesn't cater to us anymore, but we can really bully a few of them now."
"Sure the whole world doesn't cater to us anymore, but we can really bully a few of them now."
January 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Still shocking how MAGA are okay with the downgrade of discussing the US as "The World's Police" because our power was that far-reaching, to instead being provincial bullies just to our neighbors.
"Sure the whole world doesn't cater to us anymore, but we can really bully a few of them now."
"Sure the whole world doesn't cater to us anymore, but we can really bully a few of them now."
Trump's fixation on Oil like it's the peak of energy technology, is sort of like the Amish, where they just kind of picked one level of technology and said "yeah that's good, everything invented after that is evil."
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Trump's fixation on Oil like it's the peak of energy technology, is sort of like the Amish, where they just kind of picked one level of technology and said "yeah that's good, everything invented after that is evil."
Trump literally starting wars to get attention off the Epstein files.
Starting to look more and more like Epstein was just a member of the Trump International Pedophile Ring.
Starting to look more and more like Epstein was just a member of the Trump International Pedophile Ring.
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Trump literally starting wars to get attention off the Epstein files.
Starting to look more and more like Epstein was just a member of the Trump International Pedophile Ring.
Starting to look more and more like Epstein was just a member of the Trump International Pedophile Ring.
I wish reporters would explain to Trump that healthy people don't take cognitive tests.
Pretty much everything beyond yearly physicals only come up if there is an issue that needs explanation.
Pretty much everything beyond yearly physicals only come up if there is an issue that needs explanation.
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I wish reporters would explain to Trump that healthy people don't take cognitive tests.
Pretty much everything beyond yearly physicals only come up if there is an issue that needs explanation.
Pretty much everything beyond yearly physicals only come up if there is an issue that needs explanation.
Rewatching 30 Rock and holy shit, just about every joke in this scene works for the current admin.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acT...
Jack's First Day In Government | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Rewatching 30 Rock and holy shit, just about every joke in this scene works for the current admin.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acT...
I love the part of getting older where every day activities become extreme sports.
I apparently didn't stretch enough before eating breakfast, and somehow pulled a shoulder muscle lifting my tea cup to my mouth.
The other day when I turned too quickly and pulled a muscle...
I apparently didn't stretch enough before eating breakfast, and somehow pulled a shoulder muscle lifting my tea cup to my mouth.
The other day when I turned too quickly and pulled a muscle...
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I love the part of getting older where every day activities become extreme sports.
I apparently didn't stretch enough before eating breakfast, and somehow pulled a shoulder muscle lifting my tea cup to my mouth.
The other day when I turned too quickly and pulled a muscle...
I apparently didn't stretch enough before eating breakfast, and somehow pulled a shoulder muscle lifting my tea cup to my mouth.
The other day when I turned too quickly and pulled a muscle...
Does Gavin Newsom have a similar but milder version of the same voice/throat thing RFK Jr. has?
I swear to fucking god every time I catch a clip of the dude doing an interview, it sounds like he's gargling with sand.
I swear to fucking god every time I catch a clip of the dude doing an interview, it sounds like he's gargling with sand.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Does Gavin Newsom have a similar but milder version of the same voice/throat thing RFK Jr. has?
I swear to fucking god every time I catch a clip of the dude doing an interview, it sounds like he's gargling with sand.
I swear to fucking god every time I catch a clip of the dude doing an interview, it sounds like he's gargling with sand.
Anyone who uses an LLM chat bot, should spend some time talking with it about stuff you are an expert in. Keep track of how often it's clearly wrong, or just talking in circles.
Keep that in mind when you ask about stuff you don't know.
You'll get confidently wrong answers all the time.
Keep that in mind when you ask about stuff you don't know.
You'll get confidently wrong answers all the time.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anyone who uses an LLM chat bot, should spend some time talking with it about stuff you are an expert in. Keep track of how often it's clearly wrong, or just talking in circles.
Keep that in mind when you ask about stuff you don't know.
You'll get confidently wrong answers all the time.
Keep that in mind when you ask about stuff you don't know.
You'll get confidently wrong answers all the time.
Trump desperately needs the US to be in a war, so he can start claiming "war-time powers."
He's going to get more desperate the weaker he becomes.
He's going to get more desperate the weaker he becomes.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Trump desperately needs the US to be in a war, so he can start claiming "war-time powers."
He's going to get more desperate the weaker he becomes.
He's going to get more desperate the weaker he becomes.
With the lengths they're going to cover this shit up, it seems like Trump was more a part of the Epstein files than Epstein even was.
At this point, the effort expended to cover it up makes it seem like Trump was running the whole thing, and Epstein was just one of HIS clients.
At this point, the effort expended to cover it up makes it seem like Trump was running the whole thing, and Epstein was just one of HIS clients.
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
With the lengths they're going to cover this shit up, it seems like Trump was more a part of the Epstein files than Epstein even was.
At this point, the effort expended to cover it up makes it seem like Trump was running the whole thing, and Epstein was just one of HIS clients.
At this point, the effort expended to cover it up makes it seem like Trump was running the whole thing, and Epstein was just one of HIS clients.
Turns out when you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find people to go along with your fascist agenda, you wind up with people who aren't so great at their jobs.
The 60 Minutes CECOT story, in all its glory. Turns out they didn't bury it so well:
archive.org/details/60mi...
The 60 Minutes CECOT story, in all its glory. Turns out they didn't bury it so well:
archive.org/details/60mi...
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Turns out when you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find people to go along with your fascist agenda, you wind up with people who aren't so great at their jobs.
The 60 Minutes CECOT story, in all its glory. Turns out they didn't bury it so well:
archive.org/details/60mi...
The 60 Minutes CECOT story, in all its glory. Turns out they didn't bury it so well:
archive.org/details/60mi...
Is Trump just going to keep holding press conferences and announcements until everyone starts believing his bullshit?
Seems like he's panicking and trying to smooth over the obviously failing economy.
Seems like he's panicking and trying to smooth over the obviously failing economy.
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is Trump just going to keep holding press conferences and announcements until everyone starts believing his bullshit?
Seems like he's panicking and trying to smooth over the obviously failing economy.
Seems like he's panicking and trying to smooth over the obviously failing economy.
Thanks, I hate it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thanks, I hate it.
My dream version of World of Warcraft would be single-player. I'd make 40+ characters, do everything in the game. For 'group' content, I'd just have bots piloting my alts.
As I get older I think being able to hit "pause" in a game is the single biggest Quality of Life feature.
As I get older I think being able to hit "pause" in a game is the single biggest Quality of Life feature.
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My dream version of World of Warcraft would be single-player. I'd make 40+ characters, do everything in the game. For 'group' content, I'd just have bots piloting my alts.
As I get older I think being able to hit "pause" in a game is the single biggest Quality of Life feature.
As I get older I think being able to hit "pause" in a game is the single biggest Quality of Life feature.
You say you want real life pokémon, but I'm the asshole for bringing you to the dogfighting ring on teacup night.
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You say you want real life pokémon, but I'm the asshole for bringing you to the dogfighting ring on teacup night.
And now apparently we're pirates:
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
US Seizes Sanctioned Oil Tanker Off the Coast of Venezuela
US forces have intercepted and seized a sanctioned oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, according to people familiar with the matter, a move that marks a serious escalation of tensions between the t...
www.bloomberg.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
And now apparently we're pirates:
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...