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“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” - Stephen Wright.
A perfect quote for our times. *chef’s kiss*.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Now where have I heard that leadership strategy before? 🤔
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“I know what the $ means in a formula”
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Well this conversation was an unexpected blast from the proverbial.

These two wonderful books (and the late Colin King) ruled most of my childhood, if I’m honest.
September 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Alt text is almost as excellent…

“…sellotapes a sad, little St George’s flag…”
September 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There’s some lovely examples of Ian’s art in one of my fave fantasy art books, the Tolkien Bestiary. Highly recommended.
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“This is the wrong order, in the wrong place, at the wrong time.”
September 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“It’s a living!”
August 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ah my favourite bit.

I’ll try to use this line next time some random at work, or in the pub, twists themselves in knots trying to justify his ‘alternative’ views.
August 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My new favourite Alistair character expression.
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Immediately made me think of this image from an old RPG mag.🙂
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s up there with this similarly themed example.
August 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This needs to be pinned to Alistair’s account, imho. 🙂

#PoesLaw
July 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And backed by science.

Here’s an extract from Professor Tim Spector’s ‘food for life’ cookery book - good things to have in your kitchen cupboard…

TDLR: list of healthy food stuff…coffee.

Doesn’t say anything about hard liquor, though. 🤔
July 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I see examples of the Dunning Kruger effect on almost a daily basis now. The less they know, the more they think they know.

To misquote Dr Malcolm: “LLM power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun”
July 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
With this fine fellow…Jamie Foxx for Sammy D Jr?
July 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
And representing the UK…
July 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This was one of my favourites…

#ChildishButEffective
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Small, or just far away?
June 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
100% agree. This one posted recently was particularly ‘on point’ in 2025, imho.
June 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Spoiler! I just saw this photo taken from inside the Papal palace.
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I hear you’re grabbing pussies now, your Holiness .”
May 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I dunno, man. When this is us as seen from just the edge of our own solar system…

“I can see your planet from here.”

#PaleBlueDot
April 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ll try again…
April 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I dated the daughter of the studio engineer who did the handclaps at the beginning of Tom Jones’ It’s Not Unusual.
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM