ZakaMakesStuff
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ZakaMakesStuff
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I'm Zaka and I Make Stuff
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Clean it up, all at once.

With #FuckingNode, all of your NodeJS, Deno, or Bun projects, whether they're 2 or 200, get cleaned (pruned+deduped), linted, prettified, and dependency updated. From just one command.

Download FuckingNode now! github.com/FuckingNode/...
August 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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git clone
cd project
npm install
...
TOO MUCH, isn't it?

#FuckingNode makes cloning your @nodejs.org, @deno.land, or @bun.sh project from #Git as easy as it should be. With one command your project clones, your dependencies install, and even your editor launches.
August 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
this took a while but I'm sure it was worth it, go try it out ;]
August 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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FuckingNode V4 is out. The CLI was refined, improved a lot, and made ready to help you make NodeJS development less of a f*cking headache.

Go get it now!

github.com/FuckingNode/...
Release FuckingNode 4.0.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
FuckingNode 4 is technically the smallest major release - yet it is the best one. We fixed some bugs (which FINALLY are becoming something uncommon), added some new features, but the main focus was...
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August 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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in the f*cking next version of F*ckingNode

run "fkstart gh:OWNER/REPO" to quickly clone a repo, install its deps, and launch your chosen IDE. without typing a full git URL, without typing more than one command. there's 10 different git provider aliases; gh:GitHub, cb:CodeBerg...
April 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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F*ckingNode V3.3 is out!
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
Release 3.3.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 3.3.0 Audit is back! Actually, it's not, as it never was considered stable - until now. We fixed it, improved it, and FINALLY brought it to you. Besides this addition, you can now s...
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April 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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chat we still exist, and we're releasing V3.2.0 right now
- auto-start projects, update deps, and launch your editor; just run "fklaunch" (setup required)
- migrate now respects your lockfile more
- you can run "hint" anytime for a random pro tip
- we fixed bugs, obviously
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Release 3.2.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 3.2.0 We're introducing launchCmd, allowing you to run a custom task (like npm run dev) each time you fklaunch a project. We fixed issues and did several under the hood tweaks, special...
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April 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
so close to getting this done... I can already feel it
I've been working for a while on a CLI tool to make JavaScript development easier (automated dependency updates, commits, package releases, deprecations...)

V3 is ALMOST done and I'd like anyone to test it and give some final feedback. Thank you!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.4 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3 (Release Candidate 4) Most likely the final RC. No fixes were needed during the RC3-RC4 period, so FuckingNode can be finally considered production ready. Expect a final release in t...
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February 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hopefully this RC will be the second to last. One more and I hopefully will be able to release stable. HOPEFULLY.
Want a CLI that makes your #nodejs developer life easier? I am doing my best at building one, and a testing version is now live.

Try it out now, speed up commits, clones, package releases, and maintenance (and report any bug you find along the way!)
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.3 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3 (Release Candidate 3) This RC fixes a critical issue that made the CLI unusable (an infinite loop introduced in RC2 without me realizing), and brings additional fixes. Expect a possi...
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February 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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remember when we did an action trailer for a simple CLI tool?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpp...
creé una CLI literalmente llamada "P*toNode" (para NodeJS) (TRÁILER OFICIAL DE BAJO PRESUPUESTO)
YouTube video by ZakaHaceCosas
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February 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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chat i actually made a CLI with a command to deprecate your #javascript projects (among a ton of other features)
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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As a #javascript developer you probably clone many repos. Git is cool, but running GIT CLONE then CD then NPM INSTALL then CODE . can be annoying and time consuming. We fixed that!

Speed up the process of cloning and starting up projects with FuckingNode. Get the CLI here github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
February 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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We at Team FuckingNode are happy to open up our bsky.app account to keep you updated on our project: the FuckingNode CLI, designed to (as the name implies), make the fucking headache of maintaining NodeJS projects... a bit less of a headache.

Get it here, now: github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 2.2.1 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 2.2.1 This patch fixes some issues with the newly added flagless features & per-project cleanups, as well as a bunch of issues with workspaces that've been in there since v1. For conven...
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February 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM