It’s unfair to make the Owls play a game at 11 a.m. That’s sleepy time.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s unfair to make the Owls play a game at 11 a.m. That’s sleepy time.
Dang work meeting preventing me from getting my lunch nap.
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Dang work meeting preventing me from getting my lunch nap.
The baggy jeans look is back in but I will die in my skinny jeans (because I can no longer get them off).
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The baggy jeans look is back in but I will die in my skinny jeans (because I can no longer get them off).
As president, I will make every clicked link open in a new tab.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As president, I will make every clicked link open in a new tab.
Asked to be the DJ at our office holiday party.
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Asked to be the DJ at our office holiday party.
My wife asked what I wanted to do while we’re in Orlando for a week: read, nap, go to breweries.
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My wife asked what I wanted to do while we’re in Orlando for a week: read, nap, go to breweries.
I am very comfortable knowing little about the personal lives of my staff, but it does make it a challenge when coming up with gifts for them.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I am very comfortable knowing little about the personal lives of my staff, but it does make it a challenge when coming up with gifts for them.
Do they still make Disney Channel Original Movies on the same clip they did in the late 90s/early 2000s? I feel like they were coming out with an original movie a month.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Do they still make Disney Channel Original Movies on the same clip they did in the late 90s/early 2000s? I feel like they were coming out with an original movie a month.
(Old man voice) “They should call it Five Above, ain’t nothing in that store costs less than $5 anymore.”
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(Old man voice) “They should call it Five Above, ain’t nothing in that store costs less than $5 anymore.”
Is professional wrestling going to make me cry tonight?
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Is professional wrestling going to make me cry tonight?
At a college gymnastics exhibition and the vibes are high. I would love it if my team clapped and cheered for me when I sent out a good email or made a good point in a meeting.
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
At a college gymnastics exhibition and the vibes are high. I would love it if my team clapped and cheered for me when I sent out a good email or made a good point in a meeting.
Had the very Michigan dream of telling my parents to take my brother and me to the South Haven beach and they mistakenly started heading towards the Grand Haven beach.
Also, a woman in my dream called me a short king.
Also, a woman in my dream called me a short king.
December 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Had the very Michigan dream of telling my parents to take my brother and me to the South Haven beach and they mistakenly started heading towards the Grand Haven beach.
Also, a woman in my dream called me a short king.
Also, a woman in my dream called me a short king.
How are we ever going to end the stigma around sex work if hockey is still handing out penalties for hooking?
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How are we ever going to end the stigma around sex work if hockey is still handing out penalties for hooking?
I wanted to make sure people read the book club book this month so I picked one that was only 63 pages. I did not realize there would be handjob talk in the first paragraph.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I wanted to make sure people read the book club book this month so I picked one that was only 63 pages. I did not realize there would be handjob talk in the first paragraph.
Professional wrestling, but that feels too easy.
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Professional wrestling, but that feels too easy.
Felt a little off but felt bad about coming home at lunch. Ended up taking a three hour nap and still tired so I think I’m fighting something.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Felt a little off but felt bad about coming home at lunch. Ended up taking a three hour nap and still tired so I think I’m fighting something.
I am a single-issue voter. Finally someone is addressing my concerns about not enough pull-up bars in airports.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am a single-issue voter. Finally someone is addressing my concerns about not enough pull-up bars in airports.
Book club just had two participants today, so we just bitched about the office.
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Book club just had two participants today, so we just bitched about the office.
ESPN has a Monster’s Inc. “Funday Football” version of MNF tonight. Imagine getting knocked out of your fantasy football playoffs because Mike Wazowski goes for 125 yards and two touchdowns.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ESPN has a Monster’s Inc. “Funday Football” version of MNF tonight. Imagine getting knocked out of your fantasy football playoffs because Mike Wazowski goes for 125 yards and two touchdowns.
Mad that Notre Dame turned down the Pop Tarts Bowl because I’m going to the game and this directly impacts me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Mad that Notre Dame turned down the Pop Tarts Bowl because I’m going to the game and this directly impacts me.
Did some drunk online shopping. Everyone needs a third Oakland A’s hat when they live in the town that has Oakland’s single A affiliate in their town, right?
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Did some drunk online shopping. Everyone needs a third Oakland A’s hat when they live in the town that has Oakland’s single A affiliate in their town, right?
If you start Thursday Night Football and the Carole King’s Tapestry at the same time it syncs up and you don’t have to listen to Kirk Herbstreit.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If you start Thursday Night Football and the Carole King’s Tapestry at the same time it syncs up and you don’t have to listen to Kirk Herbstreit.
I would like to announce I’ve accepted a spot in the Cereal Bowl, which will take place between 10:15-10:30 tonight and serve as a nice little snack before bed.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I would like to announce I’ve accepted a spot in the Cereal Bowl, which will take place between 10:15-10:30 tonight and serve as a nice little snack before bed.