Recalcitrant Hominid
@zaius13.bsky.social
Spacetime juggler, cat zealot, peanut butter aficionado, quasi musician, vicarious apiculturist, erstwhile misanthropist, and basic af. he/him
Oscar pics:
Best Actor: Pim Cheeley (Grampalicious)
Best Actress: Brissy Granch (Chimp Mohel)
Best Supporting Actor: Gurt Wibbles (The Magic Bidet)
Best Supporting Actress: Bryndy Chibbs (Walrus Farm)
Best Director: Chammy DePru (Spoons of Chaos)
Best Picture: The Mime Eulogies
Best Actor: Pim Cheeley (Grampalicious)
Best Actress: Brissy Granch (Chimp Mohel)
Best Supporting Actor: Gurt Wibbles (The Magic Bidet)
Best Supporting Actress: Bryndy Chibbs (Walrus Farm)
Best Director: Chammy DePru (Spoons of Chaos)
Best Picture: The Mime Eulogies
March 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oscar pics:
Best Actor: Pim Cheeley (Grampalicious)
Best Actress: Brissy Granch (Chimp Mohel)
Best Supporting Actor: Gurt Wibbles (The Magic Bidet)
Best Supporting Actress: Bryndy Chibbs (Walrus Farm)
Best Director: Chammy DePru (Spoons of Chaos)
Best Picture: The Mime Eulogies
Best Actor: Pim Cheeley (Grampalicious)
Best Actress: Brissy Granch (Chimp Mohel)
Best Supporting Actor: Gurt Wibbles (The Magic Bidet)
Best Supporting Actress: Bryndy Chibbs (Walrus Farm)
Best Director: Chammy DePru (Spoons of Chaos)
Best Picture: The Mime Eulogies
Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?
February 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?
The Pantsless Shitty Queefs. Is that anything?
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Pantsless Shitty Queefs. Is that anything?
A lot of people are afraid of death, but it’s life that’ll get ya
January 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A lot of people are afraid of death, but it’s life that’ll get ya
The fridge is packed with leftovers, so it’d be irresponsible NOT to eat pie for breakfast.
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The fridge is packed with leftovers, so it’d be irresponsible NOT to eat pie for breakfast.
I’m going to miss all these texts
November 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I’m going to miss all these texts
Who run Flavortown?
Guy Fieri (reluctantly): Master Blaster
Guy Fieri (reluctantly): Master Blaster
September 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Who run Flavortown?
Guy Fieri (reluctantly): Master Blaster
Guy Fieri (reluctantly): Master Blaster
Archery is pretty cool, but athletics wise, even the best archer is pretty much just standing there pulling a wire real good.
July 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Archery is pretty cool, but athletics wise, even the best archer is pretty much just standing there pulling a wire real good.
“Well, I'm hot blooded!”
okay
“Check it and see!”
No, I believe you
“I got a fever of a hundred and three!”
Jesus! Why did you even come in today? You should go home!
“Come on baby, do you do more than dance?”
Alright, I’m calling HR
okay
“Check it and see!”
No, I believe you
“I got a fever of a hundred and three!”
Jesus! Why did you even come in today? You should go home!
“Come on baby, do you do more than dance?”
Alright, I’m calling HR
May 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
“Well, I'm hot blooded!”
okay
“Check it and see!”
No, I believe you
“I got a fever of a hundred and three!”
Jesus! Why did you even come in today? You should go home!
“Come on baby, do you do more than dance?”
Alright, I’m calling HR
okay
“Check it and see!”
No, I believe you
“I got a fever of a hundred and three!”
Jesus! Why did you even come in today? You should go home!
“Come on baby, do you do more than dance?”
Alright, I’m calling HR
Have you tried meowing incessantly and scratching at the door?
May 1, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Have you tried meowing incessantly and scratching at the door?
Gonna watch all my favorite Irish movies today. Oppenheimer, The Irishman, and Leprechaun 4: In Space.
March 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Gonna watch all my favorite Irish movies today. Oppenheimer, The Irishman, and Leprechaun 4: In Space.
Eggplant is the okra of also being gross.
February 4, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Eggplant is the okra of also being gross.
♫♪ I wanna know ♫♪
♫♪ Have you ever seemed deranged? ♫♪
♫♪ Have you ever seemed deranged? ♫♪
December 30, 2023 at 6:43 PM
♫♪ I wanna know ♫♪
♫♪ Have you ever seemed deranged? ♫♪
♫♪ Have you ever seemed deranged? ♫♪
Cats don't give a fuck about rare astronomical events.
October 14, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Cats don't give a fuck about rare astronomical events.
Suit yourself, but if Neil Diamond told me to turn on my heart light, I’d fucking do it.
October 3, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Suit yourself, but if Neil Diamond told me to turn on my heart light, I’d fucking do it.
TIL George Clooney was in both the 90s medical drama ER and the 80s medical sitcom E/R
October 3, 2023 at 4:47 PM
TIL George Clooney was in both the 90s medical drama ER and the 80s medical sitcom E/R
Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster's name was Quilt Zombie.
July 25, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster's name was Quilt Zombie.
“By hook or by crook” is a pretty stupid phrase when you realize a crook is just a long hook.
July 24, 2023 at 7:56 PM
“By hook or by crook” is a pretty stupid phrase when you realize a crook is just a long hook.
Being the tween kid of a geek dad isn’t easy. Just ask my daughters, Wampa and Gygax.
July 23, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Being the tween kid of a geek dad isn’t easy. Just ask my daughters, Wampa and Gygax.
I watched Ozark like a year ago and I still can't get that goddamn Bob Seger song out of my head.
July 19, 2023 at 3:21 PM
I watched Ozark like a year ago and I still can't get that goddamn Bob Seger song out of my head.
Kombucha is nasty tho
July 16, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Kombucha is nasty tho
He USED to be a piece of shit. Slicked back hair, four arms, sloppy shakes...
July 9, 2023 at 1:50 AM
He USED to be a piece of shit. Slicked back hair, four arms, sloppy shakes...
I really like Bluesky, but I'm somewhat disappointed in the lack of Grimace discourse.
July 8, 2023 at 6:16 PM
I really like Bluesky, but I'm somewhat disappointed in the lack of Grimace discourse.
My therapist went on a rant about how the intro to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "You Got That Right" was a rip-off of the theme to Simon & Simon, and got really defensive when I pointed out that the Skynyrd song preceded Simon & Simon by four years. Is that bad?
July 8, 2023 at 5:23 AM
My therapist went on a rant about how the intro to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "You Got That Right" was a rip-off of the theme to Simon & Simon, and got really defensive when I pointed out that the Skynyrd song preceded Simon & Simon by four years. Is that bad?