instead im forced to watch tiktoks. woe is me

walked into a gas station like this pre-silverstein and someone immediately went " YOUR EYES ARE CRAZY " so i think im doing it right

hhes my brat cat who loves to be involved and feel included.. my little guy ..

you have to be persistent with him but like why would you even want to yknow. for This guy to Like you? worst is that he probably liked you FIRST. hes actually the most annoying man you'll ever meet

shit you gotta do to get motya'li to like you

All she said was 'the bank' I'm crying

LITERALLY I THINK SO! she wanted 20's and I genuinely can't do that so I was like. No. And instead of giving her like 5's or 10's I just gave her back everything like sorry. I don't want these either actually. The most useless bill

She had the nerve to ask for a refund and I'm ugly and gave her back all of her 2's. We're both going to waste each other's time