Benjamin Willard, River Guide
@zagdad.bsky.social
“I don’t see any method at all, sir.”
Old lawyer, smitten grandpa, reader, dog servant, fly fisherman, sports fan, amateur. Knower of useless trivia. Beach lover. Movie quoter. Work is not life. Be kind to others and to yourself. #GoZags
Old lawyer, smitten grandpa, reader, dog servant, fly fisherman, sports fan, amateur. Knower of useless trivia. Beach lover. Movie quoter. Work is not life. Be kind to others and to yourself. #GoZags
“Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radioooo”
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radioooo”
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radioooo”
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radioooo”
This is one “sentence.”
I’d always thought that, like myself, other writers are universally self-critical. I know there’s an exception to every rule, but fuck me.
I’d always thought that, like myself, other writers are universally self-critical. I know there’s an exception to every rule, but fuck me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is one “sentence.”
I’d always thought that, like myself, other writers are universally self-critical. I know there’s an exception to every rule, but fuck me.
I’d always thought that, like myself, other writers are universally self-critical. I know there’s an exception to every rule, but fuck me.
Some northern lights here, but only visible with the phone camera.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Some northern lights here, but only visible with the phone camera.
Given that I am posting this, seems clear it’s a scam attempt.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Given that I am posting this, seems clear it’s a scam attempt.
Man, I dunno.
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Man, I dunno.
It’s the same guy. Which tracks.
September 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s the same guy. Which tracks.
This is terror tactics.
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is terror tactics.
Collaborator. Resign.
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Collaborator. Resign.
Lost a sweet, slighty psychotic dog last night. She was our daughter’s but our place was her home 1A. She made it 11.5 years, which was double what to expect had she been a working dog. She loved her people fiercely, zoomed expertly, and guarded the perimeter like no other.
June 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Lost a sweet, slighty psychotic dog last night. She was our daughter’s but our place was her home 1A. She made it 11.5 years, which was double what to expect had she been a working dog. She loved her people fiercely, zoomed expertly, and guarded the perimeter like no other.
Literally doing The Kramer.
June 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Literally doing The Kramer.
I have to say I was unaware of this before today, and also I’d like to know the title of the fight song for the Western Kentucky University Fighting RedPenises.
April 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have to say I was unaware of this before today, and also I’d like to know the title of the fight song for the Western Kentucky University Fighting RedPenises.
More like embarrassed.
April 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
More like embarrassed.
This is not sustainable, and the goal of the Trump administration is not to reverse the trend but to make it worse.
April 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is not sustainable, and the goal of the Trump administration is not to reverse the trend but to make it worse.
Thinking about the Tate bros today.
April 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thinking about the Tate bros today.
It’s not like US farmers don’t remember Trump fucking them over in his first term and then using all of the tariff revenue to bail them out. That was “fun.”
March 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s not like US farmers don’t remember Trump fucking them over in his first term and then using all of the tariff revenue to bail them out. That was “fun.”
Further to that thought:
January 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Further to that thought:
Eat the rich potato monopolists.
November 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Eat the rich potato monopolists.