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Lionel L.
@zaftthenerd.bsky.social
The world of quiet here.
Shouldn’t Nelly change that line about having a bill in his mouth?
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Nothing better than telling a theatre kid that Wicked is overrated and didn’t deserve 2 movies #wicked #forgood
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing funnier than listening to Rhode Island drivers complain about other RI drivers. It’s like a preschooler complaining about how messing other preschoolers are 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Beetles if they were gay: Yestergay…
May 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fred Durst if he was gay: I’m just one of the GAYS!!
May 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There is a non zero chance that they elected an American in the hopes that JD (Justkilled Dapope) Vance doesn’t kill again #pope
May 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s only a matter of time before grocery stores start using AI music to cut costs
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Nothing has gotten the Nintendo fan community more hornt up than Bowsette 👑
April 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you think a way to help the unhoused population is to put their shelter in a place you can’t see, then you don’t care about them you care about aesthetics
April 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Kimia Behpoornia just convinced me, an human man who has never cared about Basketball,that an legally required to watch WNBA games
March 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Friend: I got fired
Me: where do you work?
Friend: oh some small place
Me: tell me the name so I can send bomb threats
March 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If I ever get on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social and I get every answer right in one category I’m gonna say I “ran a train on that category” and Ken Jennings will stab me with the clicker thingy
February 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Every dick looks better on a velvet pillow” - danwhitehead
February 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If an old person says “your tattoos will looks stupid when your old” tell them “you won’t be here anymore so I don’t think it’ll matter”
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whenever you think about legislation that could make things better you always have to ask “how would I seek this concept to the most selfish person in the world?” Because that half of the votes you need
February 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I keep seeing “ #ICE detained drug cartel drug lord rapist terrorist who also abusing puppies and wears socks and sandals” articles and I’m “ah yes gotta build up some justification”
February 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tauren and Dwarf hunters in @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com are canonically American because they both start with guns
February 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My red flag is I’ll establish a take on just about anything and not shut up about it
February 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Growing up is realizing FF9 is better than FF7 (FF10-2 is my favorite though)
February 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Call me a slut for books the way I’ll read anything
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you didn’t like the halftime show because you “didn’t get it”, you’re telling on yourself
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I haven't checked the news yet - did Philly burn itself to the ground in victory?
February 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you’re dumb, you can’t comprehend the importance of books
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM