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@zaftikat.dog
Canis familiaris principessas
dear strongbad how do you type with puppy paws?
Assigned new jersey at birth
Kat 💚 et Winona 🐶
4.5 in dog years
dear strongbad how do you type with puppy paws?
Assigned new jersey at birth
Kat 💚 et Winona 🐶
4.5 in dog years
this MF got a non-op transsexual horse in it
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
this MF got a non-op transsexual horse in it
i'm married to a linux girl, and the other night she brought a usb keyboard to our pinball bar to debug one of these mfs because she the error screen was showing it booting linux
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i'm married to a linux girl, and the other night she brought a usb keyboard to our pinball bar to debug one of these mfs because she the error screen was showing it booting linux
look at this stanced up, ball sack looking motherfucker.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
look at this stanced up, ball sack looking motherfucker.
and if that isnt slop enough, we do abominable things to hot dogs too (jimmy buffs italian hot dog & Rutts Hut ripper w/cabbage relish, respectively)
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
and if that isnt slop enough, we do abominable things to hot dogs too (jimmy buffs italian hot dog & Rutts Hut ripper w/cabbage relish, respectively)
behold the sloppy joe (jersey's version)
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
behold the sloppy joe (jersey's version)
no clue what she means here
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
no clue what she means here
if you're willing to put up with duty on the shipment, fennecfemme on esty is good (ships from Scotland)
if you're looking for something more decora-therian collarzgalore on etsy does really cute decora ears (see below)
if you're looking for something more decora-therian collarzgalore on etsy does really cute decora ears (see below)
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if you're willing to put up with duty on the shipment, fennecfemme on esty is good (ships from Scotland)
if you're looking for something more decora-therian collarzgalore on etsy does really cute decora ears (see below)
if you're looking for something more decora-therian collarzgalore on etsy does really cute decora ears (see below)
btw if you wanna add me on umamusume
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
btw if you wanna add me on umamusume
oh this is actually something i mentally do for most of my mutuals. youre a Ca de Bou. self-assured, loyal, courageous and scrappy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
oh this is actually something i mentally do for most of my mutuals. youre a Ca de Bou. self-assured, loyal, courageous and scrappy.
cattle prod girlies have a dere type
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
cattle prod girlies have a dere type
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
girl who hit a blood vessel yesterday doing her injection and now feels like shes ovulating from the estrogen going straight into her bloodstream.
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
girl who hit a blood vessel yesterday doing her injection and now feels like shes ovulating from the estrogen going straight into her bloodstream.
skills night was on deadpool tonight, so ofc i PB jaws instead of practicing snikts
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
skills night was on deadpool tonight, so ofc i PB jaws instead of practicing snikts
bunch of the people i follow on tumblr are spam reblogging this post and i giggle with demented glee about it (until game 1)
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
bunch of the people i follow on tumblr are spam reblogging this post and i giggle with demented glee about it (until game 1)
unfortunately the nearest place with a copy of Elvira and the Party Monsters looks to be Detroit. :(
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
unfortunately the nearest place with a copy of Elvira and the Party Monsters looks to be Detroit. :(
bestie, im an ifpa September top mover [i did one (1) open event]
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
bestie, im an ifpa September top mover [i did one (1) open event]
quick question past me: what the fuck are you talking about? this literally only appears once in the entire document
![[tk] - a space colony that maintains the Aldrin Earth-Mars Cycler. Its declaration of independence from Earth brought about current tensions.
Aldrin Earth-Mars Cycler is highlighted](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzscfsv274sku2flxgpqkcv7/bafkreifz4l32o3nu6ulmc5vyby7wdxjigkgmvlwqt4gpu6mltzmpk3uxti@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
quick question past me: what the fuck are you talking about? this literally only appears once in the entire document
going back into the document, I was cooking with this shit
![Lifeson Particles
At the end of the 21st century and the dawn of the [setting timeline], Dr. [Firstname] Life discovered the existence of a heretofore unknown elementary particle. This particle was fundamental to human potential, allowing for rapid communication across the distance of space. Near instantaneous communication became possible through projected Lifeson beams. Though it is little understood, one percent of the population can attune to Lifesons intuitively. These meta-humans, known as Rushes, are able to see moments into the future, and create Lifeson links to technology that allows for instant thought-based remote control.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzscfsv274sku2flxgpqkcv7/bafkreifbs3xx4udn3jzuytuxk33igoobj3qgdnb6ufzwgobxjxmtsnmadu@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
going back into the document, I was cooking with this shit