I have had an electric tea kettle in my American kitchen for decades, and my most recent one has 4 specific temperature settings for different kinds of tea. It was SIGNIFICANTLY less than $150.

This song has been in my head a lot lately.

Who would say such a thing? Your books are awesome.

Definitely foyer

Everything except this book I'm reading this afternoon...

So initially, I read this to mean "Kentucky children won't," and I was amazed that Kentucky children are so blasé about leftover tacos.

Anyway...can you deconstruct the tacos and freeze the meat?

Please let us know if you figure it out. My husband has the same frustration to watch the Tigers. He has been listening on the MLB app but can not watch.

When my daughter began losing her teeth, she was so freaked out and terrified by the idea of a tiny person flying around her room that she cried herself to sleep. In my bed. On top of me. With her tiny fist clutching my hair so I couldn't leave.

My husband taped the money to her bedroom door.

Thank you. I'm between books at the moment and that makes me cranky. Would these be good on audio, or better in book form?

It demonstrates incredible self-control on your part that you did not punch him in the throat.

Also, my boomer cousin has celiac, and it was really hard for her to find gluten-free stuff for most of her life, but she still, like, EXISTS.

This is the way. 🥰

I will consume a candy cane, but only after all the other candy is gone.

I'm especially fond of cherry flavored candy canes, but those are obviously not a traditional option.

Reese's ARE definitely the king of candy.

If the law is actually followed, the result would be some extremely male-presenting people forced to use the ladies' room, and I this will be alarming to many of the people who wrote this bill.

Empty nest cat lady, reporting for some fucking shit up duty