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Toddifer
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Just making my way through the universe, one pizza at a time
Suprisingly, the one thing Republicans ALWAYS do in the Presidential elections is Primary each other. It seems the DNC keeps choosing for us and it's why they keep losing. ABC. Always Be Challenging. It has to become the standard moving forward
May 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Totoro always finds his way home
May 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
May 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's ironic that the people fighting to keep assault rifles legal, who cite their own self defense against a possible tyranical government turning against its people, are the same tyrants urging the government to turn against its people
April 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That's not how Trump will recount the meeting, if at all
April 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
But so few will say it out loud. ty
April 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Crude, but accurate
April 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
OMG! Your #1 favorite F word is floccinaucinihilipilification too?
April 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's like the saying goes: "Play stupid games, pay more for cattle feed"
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Passive aggression is always a sign of weakness
April 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How did Flight of the Conchords never cover this?
April 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Uh, it's called a library. Get a clue, Nancy Drew
April 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Somewhere in the world, Hideo Kojima just randomly winced
April 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If by abyss you mean "Gulf of America", then the answer, which was already yes, is still yes
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You're gonna eat those words when Hegseth successfully locates and returns Kristi Noem's purse with minimal casualties
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don't get it. If the majority of Republicans who voted for Trump and support DOGE are in fact the new American majority, why aren't they buying Teslers? They can use their Trump meme coin dividends
April 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It sucks knowing that his daytime Emmy award winning Stepford wife will probably be our next Governor, because fuuuuuuuuck
April 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The longer she's on the phone cancelling credit cards, the safer we are
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'll take "No Shit" for a thousand, Alex
April 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The score for your imminent demise

youtu.be/ZoK63Bk7pgw?...
Metric - Help I'm Alive (Album Version)
YouTube video by dustycool66
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
She needs to sue whoever did that to her face
a cartoon of a skeleton wearing a hood with the word wat on it
ALT: a cartoon of a skeleton wearing a hood with the word wat on it
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Holy shit!
April 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM