With the excellent box office success of F1, there’s bound to be an F2.

“Congrats to Rory Mc One One Roy on winning the Masters!” —Linda McMahon

Yes, of course it’s cheaper to make your own food at home. But don’t use burritos as an example. At least in SF, that’s like saying it’s cheaper to buy paint and make your own art than go to a museum.

This is like that scene in Back to the Future where Doc is mercilessly making fun of the idea of a President Reagan by naming the most ridiculous actors being in his cabinet. Except it’s actually happening. And Jack Benny would probably be a step up.

A few breaking Apple product naming rumors this morning: The new battery-powered Apple home device will be called RoamPod, and the sound bar will be called HomeRod. Also, there’s a new e-book reader version of the iPad which will be called TomePod, and the AirPods Max will be renamed DomePods.

Doug Burgum is probably crying himself to sleep tonight thinking “why does nobody care enough to be upset about my nomination?” 😭

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