Zac Parker
@zacparkerwny.bsky.social
Musician, Bills Fan, Essayist, Shitposter.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
Former: NEPA/LH ROD for Project 26 PA, Organizing Director for Nikil Saval, Campaign Manager for Pennridge Community Alliance, Chair of Lockport Dems.
I would love to meet the person who believes Jeffrey Epstein died accidentally. What is the angle here? Autoerotic fatality? Slip and fall into a decorative noose?
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I would love to meet the person who believes Jeffrey Epstein died accidentally. What is the angle here? Autoerotic fatality? Slip and fall into a decorative noose?
Combining Enten's revelation that an issues relevance is tied to how much it is Googled and Shor's political theory of popularism we can finally determine that all politicians should talk about football, porn, and the weather and ignore all other issues. My consulting rate is $10,000 per week.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Combining Enten's revelation that an issues relevance is tied to how much it is Googled and Shor's political theory of popularism we can finally determine that all politicians should talk about football, porn, and the weather and ignore all other issues. My consulting rate is $10,000 per week.
Only two mentions of "Game of Thrones", both in passing in two unrelated emails sent to Epstein, making it unlikely he watched the HBO hit. The show, which ended 3 months before Epstein allegedly took his own life, can most likely be ruled out as a factor in his suicide.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Only two mentions of "Game of Thrones", both in passing in two unrelated emails sent to Epstein, making it unlikely he watched the HBO hit. The show, which ended 3 months before Epstein allegedly took his own life, can most likely be ruled out as a factor in his suicide.
Luckily I read theory (The Simpsons).
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Luckily I read theory (The Simpsons).
Three protests today but this sign in Canandaigua is my favorite.
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Three protests today but this sign in Canandaigua is my favorite.
@50501movement.bsky.social 500 people in Lockport, NY!
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@50501movement.bsky.social 500 people in Lockport, NY!
BREAKING: White House releases photo of the "girlfriend of one of Antifa's founders" who they claim to have in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BREAKING: White House releases photo of the "girlfriend of one of Antifa's founders" who they claim to have in custody.
Troy McClure has some insight on cows.
October 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Troy McClure has some insight on cows.
You can see a really telling bit of information in this. Voters are perfectly split between Trump and Harris voters (likely they're weighing by recalled vote) but the authoritarian shit & going after comedians is deeply unpopular to the point it splits his base. Actual persuasion opportunity here.
October 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You can see a really telling bit of information in this. Voters are perfectly split between Trump and Harris voters (likely they're weighing by recalled vote) but the authoritarian shit & going after comedians is deeply unpopular to the point it splits his base. Actual persuasion opportunity here.
It's a great way to get people to follow the teachings of Rawls, specifically William Rawls.
September 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's a great way to get people to follow the teachings of Rawls, specifically William Rawls.
The follower in question
September 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The follower in question
Did a 5x5 grid. This website nailed it. I knew Jadzia would be #1 and Miles would be #2, the rest I wasn't sure but now I'm pretty confident. Kinda sad Sulu missed out on the top 25 but idk who I would move to fit him in.
August 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Did a 5x5 grid. This website nailed it. I knew Jadzia would be #1 and Miles would be #2, the rest I wasn't sure but now I'm pretty confident. Kinda sad Sulu missed out on the top 25 but idk who I would move to fit him in.
Very glad my governor is willing to fight fire with fire when it comes to redistricting. I've been tinkering with my congressional map. Here is a map that sends 25 Democrats to Washington, is VRA compliant, and has some pretty fun shapes. Maybe I should send it over to some folks I know in Albany?
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Very glad my governor is willing to fight fire with fire when it comes to redistricting. I've been tinkering with my congressional map. Here is a map that sends 25 Democrats to Washington, is VRA compliant, and has some pretty fun shapes. Maybe I should send it over to some folks I know in Albany?
I sat down for 90 minutes and I collected my examples of "pure" millennial comedy films, some films I have yet to see that were recommended by fellow millennials, & some edge cases that I adore but may not count. I will watch these in order with a bottle of vodka until the list or bottle runs out.
August 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I sat down for 90 minutes and I collected my examples of "pure" millennial comedy films, some films I have yet to see that were recommended by fellow millennials, & some edge cases that I adore but may not count. I will watch these in order with a bottle of vodka until the list or bottle runs out.
Do it Kathy! Make them all enter the electoral thunderdome!
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Do it Kathy! Make them all enter the electoral thunderdome!
It definitely ain't pretty to look at but it's 1 GOP seat in a D+1 or above year and the worst case scenario you get 4 GOP seats. Biggest concern is the state courts but that is true of any map so go big or go home.
July 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It definitely ain't pretty to look at but it's 1 GOP seat in a D+1 or above year and the worst case scenario you get 4 GOP seats. Biggest concern is the state courts but that is true of any map so go big or go home.
