Manifesting.

Manifesting.

You’ve officially reached peak dad as literally only dads enjoy fast food fish sandwiches

After a week you don’t have clothes that fit you any more. But it’s ok, your giant stomach covers everything anyway.

Your bones and muscles are completely changed, strong T. rex legs to carry all your new weight, and a massive Dino maw to better chew your burgers now.

Is the line longer now…?

3 days later. Your entire body’s completely changed.

You barely fit through doors now. Your skins now greasy and scaled. You’ve had to cut holes in all your pants for your new dinosaur tail. And you can’t walk more than a couple of feet without needing to catch your breath.

At first you’re just curious after hearing about it from a friend. But when you order it it’s just a normal single cheese burger… you eat it and decide to order it again. Completely oblivious that you just ate 9 hamburger patties.

You order another.
And another.
And another.
And another.

Order one.

But then my dumb horny brain activated because I imagined someone who’s been brainwashed into eating these like nothing.

Just completely zonked out and nonstop eating heart stopping amounts of meat and being completely oblivious to how big and fat they’re getting.

I just realized there’s a plate of corn in this picture

Any extra suits?

I got this notification minutes after I tweeted this. Please tell the monkey I am sorry and I’ll give it whatever it wants

“I. I don’t really want this.”