for someone who loves to wear black, i sure do Have Cats

it was real bright out this morning

he hates being held so much lol

Repost with your weekly Sunday selfie. Let’s gas each other up for the week 💞

reports are coming in that a local gay idiot will once again waste his weekend doing nothing productive. this stands in contrast to earlier reports from the subject himself that he would “get so much done this time.” elsewhere, meteorologists predict that rain will make things wet.

call me old fashioned but i’m of the mind that men should be women

i’m sort of like a pizza in that i’m italian, cheesy, and you want to tear into me cause i’m piping hot but i will burn you, i will leave you scarred, your tongue frightened to taste once more of heaven and dare to risk pain for the rewards of being loved. ahaha that’s a spicy meat-a-ball

he milks on my tea til i boba