Zack Kahn
@zackkahn.bsky.social
was first seen in his kindergarten production of “Flatliners.”
i can’t believe they’re playing Secretary Day music already
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 AM
i can’t believe they’re playing Secretary Day music already
doing research for new script
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 AM
doing research for new script
it sucks when musicians turn out to be awful people bc then you have to listen to their music with the windows up
April 9, 2024 at 5:57 AM
it sucks when musicians turn out to be awful people bc then you have to listen to their music with the windows up
i don’t have a smart car but it’s very creative
February 27, 2024 at 4:08 AM
i don’t have a smart car but it’s very creative
i have so much riding on the #PuppyBowl, it better be fucking adorable
February 7, 2024 at 11:31 PM
i have so much riding on the #PuppyBowl, it better be fucking adorable
my favorite part of Jurassic Park is the dinosaurs
February 4, 2024 at 5:02 AM
my favorite part of Jurassic Park is the dinosaurs
feed a cold, starve a fever, antagonize sinus pressure
January 12, 2024 at 6:46 AM
feed a cold, starve a fever, antagonize sinus pressure
my facebook year-in-review movie got pushed til april 2025
January 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
my facebook year-in-review movie got pushed til april 2025
Happy New Year to all who celebrate
January 2, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Happy New Year to all who celebrate
i can usually tell who the office secret santa is by their shoes and beard
December 24, 2023 at 12:23 AM
i can usually tell who the office secret santa is by their shoes and beard
every little ting is gonna be alright
December 18, 2023 at 3:26 AM
every little ting is gonna be alright
lovely day to walk the kid
December 5, 2023 at 5:59 PM
lovely day to walk the kid
the radio edits of rap songs sound like Mad Libs
November 20, 2023 at 2:27 AM
the radio edits of rap songs sound like Mad Libs
i take one one one cuz you left me
November 17, 2023 at 9:45 PM
i take one one one cuz you left me
November 7, 2023 at 2:49 AM
any cobwebs you see now are real
November 5, 2023 at 3:31 AM
any cobwebs you see now are real
if you liked Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw V, Saw VI, Saw 3D, Jigsaw, and Spiral From the Book of Saw, i’ve got a great movie recommendation for you… Saw X
October 3, 2023 at 11:15 PM
if you liked Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw V, Saw VI, Saw 3D, Jigsaw, and Spiral From the Book of Saw, i’ve got a great movie recommendation for you… Saw X
welcome, this is a farmhouse
October 3, 2023 at 7:17 AM
welcome, this is a farmhouse
maybe Pete Davidson gets so many ladies because they enjoy reading
September 29, 2023 at 1:05 AM
maybe Pete Davidson gets so many ladies because they enjoy reading
The Invisible Man screen-used costume
September 23, 2023 at 9:36 PM
The Invisible Man screen-used costume
the plot of every theme park ride is “uh oh!“
September 23, 2023 at 4:18 AM
the plot of every theme park ride is “uh oh!“
into the great wide open, under them skies of blue…
September 21, 2023 at 7:43 AM
into the great wide open, under them skies of blue…