Zach Green
zachzalman.bsky.social
Zach Green
@zachzalman.bsky.social
I hate living in a world where Taylor Swift so much as farts and it gets global attention and not the very real holocaust happening right this second.
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My special skill is popping on the group chat and stopping the flow of communication.
July 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
4th of July weekend is a great time to figure out who has generational wealth in your networks.
July 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I just don’t think hoarding wealth and power is really a good politcal strategy…to help people.
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Walking past the @wedge.live cat tour with my dog is my favorite act of resistance. Two people smiled at us.
June 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is gonna be a soupy Minnesota summer, isn’t it?
June 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Deuce Springsteen
June 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ant is gonna anthropomorphize into a literal wolf by game 6.
May 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The goyim be goy-ing today.
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s jogger with liberty spikes kinda weather today in Minneapolis.
April 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The fucked up thing about the Newsies is these kids *wanted* to work!
April 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today’s a really good day to flex on your arts and crafts skills.
April 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I want to start an anthology of basketball poets/poems. I know you are out there!
April 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Talking for 25 hours and presumably changing nothing is a classic Dem move.
April 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
American St Patrick’s Day is not real.
March 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy Neil Young weather to all who celebrate!
March 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Saw a Tesla today with a sticker that read, ‘Anti Elon Tesla Club’ in the style of those anti-social club shirts or whatever. Anyway, there is no absolution for being an idiot. Sell your car or stay a nazi.
March 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can sit in a seat and do nothing too but hundreds of thousands of people didn’t elect me to do that.
March 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Would have been meaningful if Dems could have surrounded Rep Al Green to protect him or show solidarity or anything meaningful but nahhhhh
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tonight’s libbing out will be so so beautiful 🥹
March 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Waiting for the Kramarczuk’s mayoral photo opp this weekend to continue Frey’s tour de weirdo.
March 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don’t understand why restaurants are so adverse to breaded chicken on a chicky parm sub here in the Twin Cities? Btw this is now just a food complaint account because clearly there is nothing else going on that’s terrible to discuss here.
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“You a little bitch” spring feels more accurate.
February 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
They should stock the co-ops with Nerds Clusters or what else are we doing?
February 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Reposted by Zach Green
“It’s not that they cannot—they will not. When it was Sanders or an individual who demanded even a modest change in policy on Gaza, they brought out the knives. When it’s Musk and his apartheid army of incels, they wield sporks.”
February 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM