Zach Shelton
@zachshelton.bsky.social
Self-taught JavaScript developer, North Carolina transplant and just a normal, regular type dude that isn’t giving Elon any money
I’d be totally fine with just no more Tate
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’d be totally fine with just no more Tate
Challenge accepted
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Challenge accepted
They had a first down that got them to the two and then seemed determined to gimmick their way to Nix throwing a touchdown. Bizarre series
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They had a first down that got them to the two and then seemed determined to gimmick their way to Nix throwing a touchdown. Bizarre series
Reposted by Zach Shelton
This has been low-hanging fruit for 10 years. Anybody that can do it well should hammer the shit out of it
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This has been low-hanging fruit for 10 years. Anybody that can do it well should hammer the shit out of it
God dammit I forgot about Ocean's 11
June 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
God dammit I forgot about Ocean's 11
The Rockets loading up to challenge the Steph-KD Warriors and then rebuilding just when this Thunder team is peaking is some Greek tragedy shit
June 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Rockets loading up to challenge the Steph-KD Warriors and then rebuilding just when this Thunder team is peaking is some Greek tragedy shit
I was loving him for us too. Crazy upside
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was loving him for us too. Crazy upside
On our Coliseum tour last summer...
Aussie: They fought crocodiles here?
Guide: Yes
A: With a weapon?
G: Yes
A: That's not that bad. All you need is a knife
Aussie: They fought crocodiles here?
Guide: Yes
A: With a weapon?
G: Yes
A: That's not that bad. All you need is a knife
June 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
On our Coliseum tour last summer...
Aussie: They fought crocodiles here?
Guide: Yes
A: With a weapon?
G: Yes
A: That's not that bad. All you need is a knife
Aussie: They fought crocodiles here?
Guide: Yes
A: With a weapon?
G: Yes
A: That's not that bad. All you need is a knife
Adams was our second best player and it was competitive. Either guys step up or everybody but Sengun and Thompson are on the block
April 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Adams was our second best player and it was competitive. Either guys step up or everybody but Sengun and Thompson are on the block
Don’t show up. Nothing to gain from listening to him and it’ll drive him crazy
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don’t show up. Nothing to gain from listening to him and it’ll drive him crazy
As much as I want this to be real I think you've accidentally put Kaleb Johnson in BEEFTANK territory
February 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As much as I want this to be real I think you've accidentally put Kaleb Johnson in BEEFTANK territory