@zachsheehan.bsky.social
Coining a new phrase
Trauma Queen: an adult with no real responsibilities that continually brings up their trauma to get you to do what they want.
Trauma Queen: an adult with no real responsibilities that continually brings up their trauma to get you to do what they want.
October 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Coining a new phrase
Trauma Queen: an adult with no real responsibilities that continually brings up their trauma to get you to do what they want.
Trauma Queen: an adult with no real responsibilities that continually brings up their trauma to get you to do what they want.
I care about Charlie Kirk in the same way I cared about United Health Care and the OceanGate Titan.
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I care about Charlie Kirk in the same way I cared about United Health Care and the OceanGate Titan.
Okay that is IT! No more pants. I’m not allowed to buy a single new pair of new pants for the rest of my natural born life! I mean, seriously, how many pairs of pants can one man even use up in his time on this plan… what’s that? You say it’s fall overall season?….
Shit.
Shit.
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Okay that is IT! No more pants. I’m not allowed to buy a single new pair of new pants for the rest of my natural born life! I mean, seriously, how many pairs of pants can one man even use up in his time on this plan… what’s that? You say it’s fall overall season?….
Shit.
Shit.
Random Access Memory:
One time my 13lbs dog managed to sneak up onto our kitchen table and eat an entire loaf of homemade bread. We came home to find her so full she couldn’t move. We called her Bread Zeppelin for the next three straight days of constant pooping.
One time my 13lbs dog managed to sneak up onto our kitchen table and eat an entire loaf of homemade bread. We came home to find her so full she couldn’t move. We called her Bread Zeppelin for the next three straight days of constant pooping.
June 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Random Access Memory:
One time my 13lbs dog managed to sneak up onto our kitchen table and eat an entire loaf of homemade bread. We came home to find her so full she couldn’t move. We called her Bread Zeppelin for the next three straight days of constant pooping.
One time my 13lbs dog managed to sneak up onto our kitchen table and eat an entire loaf of homemade bread. We came home to find her so full she couldn’t move. We called her Bread Zeppelin for the next three straight days of constant pooping.
Just walked past a house and legitimately could not tell if they were listening to metal music or running a vacuum cleaner… I’ve never felt so old.
June 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just walked past a house and legitimately could not tell if they were listening to metal music or running a vacuum cleaner… I’ve never felt so old.
Every single Tesla Cybertruck has been recalled… can we do this with political parties as well?
June 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every single Tesla Cybertruck has been recalled… can we do this with political parties as well?
“The presence of criminals does not negate the law.”
June 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“The presence of criminals does not negate the law.”
I own too many pairs of work pants to be THIS unemployed.
June 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I own too many pairs of work pants to be THIS unemployed.
Welp knew this day was coming - I can no longer tell if that’s a real person or AI in an Apple product presentation.
June 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Welp knew this day was coming - I can no longer tell if that’s a real person or AI in an Apple product presentation.
“Tourist Friendly Dictator” is the funniest bleak term I’ve heard all day… and it’s only 7:30am!
June 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Tourist Friendly Dictator” is the funniest bleak term I’ve heard all day… and it’s only 7:30am!
I wonder how many divorces happen in kitchens? Because of kitchens.
Specifically spouses constantly being in the way of each other in a kitchen.
Specifically spouses constantly being in the way of each other in a kitchen.
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wonder how many divorces happen in kitchens? Because of kitchens.
Specifically spouses constantly being in the way of each other in a kitchen.
Specifically spouses constantly being in the way of each other in a kitchen.