Zach Schiffman
@zachschiffman.me
5'5 but everyone says I seem 5'8 also a comedian and also social at nymag
Sorry what the fuck is Nate Silver on thinking that everyone who works at a late night show makes $250k a year. I made basically minimum wage half my time working in late night and i can assure you that has not changed for a majority of late night show staffs
July 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sorry what the fuck is Nate Silver on thinking that everyone who works at a late night show makes $250k a year. I made basically minimum wage half my time working in late night and i can assure you that has not changed for a majority of late night show staffs
Happy final choir concert of the year to all who celebrate
June 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Happy final choir concert of the year to all who celebrate
NEW EPISODE NOW... THE MOST PHYSICALLY CHALLENGING EPISODE OF OUT OF BREATH TO DATE.... AND LIKELY MOST CHALLENGING FOR THE LISTENER AS WELL... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
May 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
NEW EPISODE NOW... THE MOST PHYSICALLY CHALLENGING EPISODE OF OUT OF BREATH TO DATE.... AND LIKELY MOST CHALLENGING FOR THE LISTENER AS WELL... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
ON 4/18 7:30 PM AT THE BELL HOUSE YOU CAN WATCH A COLLOSAL LIST OF BROOKLYN COMEDIANS DELIVER RAPID-FIRE APOLOGIES HOSTED BY ME AND RACHEL COSTER
April 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ON 4/18 7:30 PM AT THE BELL HOUSE YOU CAN WATCH A COLLOSAL LIST OF BROOKLYN COMEDIANS DELIVER RAPID-FIRE APOLOGIES HOSTED BY ME AND RACHEL COSTER
IF U EVER WANTED TO SEE THESE COMEDIANS APOLOGIZE... I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU THIS FRIDAY...
April 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
IF U EVER WANTED TO SEE THESE COMEDIANS APOLOGIZE... I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU THIS FRIDAY...
Local genius @ellayurman.bsky.social joins for the second longest episode of Out of Breath to date.... we had too much fun on this..... two people who maybe did not finish the reading brazenly deciding to dive in regardless
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
March 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Local genius @ellayurman.bsky.social joins for the second longest episode of Out of Breath to date.... we had too much fun on this..... two people who maybe did not finish the reading brazenly deciding to dive in regardless
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
I do political impressions
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I do political impressions
Looking like she's on her highest tiptoes shining just for you
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Looking like she's on her highest tiptoes shining just for you
Found these amazing drawings in my childhood bedroom
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Found these amazing drawings in my childhood bedroom
Don't be like Karla Sofia Gascon, support @nymagunion.bsky.social and sign our reader pledge nymagunion.org/reader-pledge
February 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Don't be like Karla Sofia Gascon, support @nymagunion.bsky.social and sign our reader pledge nymagunion.org/reader-pledge
This picture is offensive to Cynthia Erivo because it recreates the original wicked poster
February 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This picture is offensive to Cynthia Erivo because it recreates the original wicked poster
97% of @NYMagUnion members just signed a pledge to walk out of work if we don’t get a fair contract from Vox Media!!!
If you love @nymag.com and the work we do, sign our solidarity pledge to support us in the event of a walkout: nymagunion.org/reader-pledge
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January 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
97% of @NYMagUnion members just signed a pledge to walk out of work if we don’t get a fair contract from Vox Media!!!
If you love @nymag.com and the work we do, sign our solidarity pledge to support us in the event of a walkout: nymagunion.org/reader-pledge
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Obsessed with the karaoke woman at montero posting this
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Obsessed with the karaoke woman at montero posting this
And here’s what tragically happened next
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And here’s what tragically happened next
Fuck it here’s sip sip surprise on bluesky
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fuck it here’s sip sip surprise on bluesky
We are getting extremely close to the best day of the year.... tickets are going extremely fast so you better get one now: publictheater.org/productions/...
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We are getting extremely close to the best day of the year.... tickets are going extremely fast so you better get one now: publictheater.org/productions/...
NEW EP OF OUT OF BREATH WITH ZACH WHERE THE MERITS OF THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE DISCUSSED AT LENGTH LISTEN NOW: open.spotify.com/episode/7shW...
January 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
NEW EP OF OUT OF BREATH WITH ZACH WHERE THE MERITS OF THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE DISCUSSED AT LENGTH LISTEN NOW: open.spotify.com/episode/7shW...
Is it just me or does Kathy Hochul look like she could be MrBeast’s mom
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is it just me or does Kathy Hochul look like she could be MrBeast’s mom
Honestly I thought Biden's farewell address was really compelling
January 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Honestly I thought Biden's farewell address was really compelling
Absolutely insane that the ceasefire will go into effect at the same time as the TikTok ban
January 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Absolutely insane that the ceasefire will go into effect at the same time as the TikTok ban
The first time i came to New York City the only thing I wanted to do (other than see in the heights) was go to Apple Fifth Avenue and I took 1000 pictures of it
December 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
The first time i came to New York City the only thing I wanted to do (other than see in the heights) was go to Apple Fifth Avenue and I took 1000 pictures of it
Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT
LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
December 20, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT
LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
This is my hot take about schools
December 3, 2024 at 5:07 AM
This is my hot take about schools
Kareem Rahma refused to meaningfully shit talk celebs with me on this episode but we discuss the joys of fatherhood, whether or not Paul Mescal is dirty now, skincare, Windsor Terrace culture, and more...
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
December 2, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Kareem Rahma refused to meaningfully shit talk celebs with me on this episode but we discuss the joys of fatherhood, whether or not Paul Mescal is dirty now, skincare, Windsor Terrace culture, and more...
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...