zach 🎣🦦
@zachs.gay
he/him | whimsical otter | here to have brunch and be unwise and they just stopped serving brunch | nsfw/18+/here there be ass
beach mode: activated (he doesnt even know what an inauguration is)
January 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
beach mode: activated (he doesnt even know what an inauguration is)
local otter dork gains small amount of muscle, immediately loses 30 iq points
January 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
local otter dork gains small amount of muscle, immediately loses 30 iq points
this #fcf is brought to you by the harsh light of morning, hangover boners, and the sparrow biker gang having a turf war on my bird feeder
January 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
this #fcf is brought to you by the harsh light of morning, hangover boners, and the sparrow biker gang having a turf war on my bird feeder
speaking of that west virginia trip though, the roman baths in Berkeley Springs, WV hit REAL good. 10/10, would go there to cure my bad humours
December 28, 2024 at 1:03 AM
speaking of that west virginia trip though, the roman baths in Berkeley Springs, WV hit REAL good. 10/10, would go there to cure my bad humours
taking a break from shameless hornyposting to say- fellow zillenials (shut up 1994 counts) if you're looking for something to fill the void pokemon emerald left in your heart, Merlin hits ALL those pokedex dopamine receptors and is a gateway to a fun established hobby that gets you out in nature
December 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
taking a break from shameless hornyposting to say- fellow zillenials (shut up 1994 counts) if you're looking for something to fill the void pokemon emerald left in your heart, Merlin hits ALL those pokedex dopamine receptors and is a gateway to a fun established hobby that gets you out in nature
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Everybody say thank you to @zachs.gay for doing a great job and being cute, please
my family's local so i got to spend this merappy chrismannukah watching over @gayanchorite.bsky.social and @pupripley.bsky.social 's rambunctious little boy
December 26, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Everybody say thank you to @zachs.gay for doing a great job and being cute, please
"oh hey! didn't expect you home so early!"
December 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
"oh hey! didn't expect you home so early!"
and now we get to the ones with cock in them, as you do
December 26, 2024 at 10:54 PM
and now we get to the ones with cock in them, as you do
seriously @pupripley.bsky.social and @gayanchorite.bsky.social 's place is like living inside a sexy filter
December 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
seriously @pupripley.bsky.social and @gayanchorite.bsky.social 's place is like living inside a sexy filter
my family's local so i got to spend this merappy chrismannukah watching over @gayanchorite.bsky.social and @pupripley.bsky.social 's rambunctious little boy
December 26, 2024 at 10:44 PM
my family's local so i got to spend this merappy chrismannukah watching over @gayanchorite.bsky.social and @pupripley.bsky.social 's rambunctious little boy
i love reading a new ursula k leguin book and 10 pages in realizing an incredibly lucrative contemporary media franchise fully ripped its entire premise off something she wrote in 1972
December 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
i love reading a new ursula k leguin book and 10 pages in realizing an incredibly lucrative contemporary media franchise fully ripped its entire premise off something she wrote in 1972
on this #FCF i dared to ask: how many ultrasilky pairs of funderwear can i try on before i need to frantically whip it out and discovered the answer is 2, this is now a Dick Out bluesky
December 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
on this #FCF i dared to ask: how many ultrasilky pairs of funderwear can i try on before i need to frantically whip it out and discovered the answer is 2, this is now a Dick Out bluesky
also my andrew christian black friday order arrived so strap in boys there's gonna be a lot of this nonsense (we're still on funderwear pair 1 of 8)
December 13, 2024 at 3:07 PM
also my andrew christian black friday order arrived so strap in boys there's gonna be a lot of this nonsense (we're still on funderwear pair 1 of 8)
Thank you bluesky hotties for inspiring me to get a runner's high after work instead of my usual stoner one
December 5, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Thank you bluesky hotties for inspiring me to get a runner's high after work instead of my usual stoner one
regrettable choices: shaving off all my fuzzy otter insulation right before it got scrotum-shrivellingly cold
December 5, 2024 at 9:24 PM
regrettable choices: shaving off all my fuzzy otter insulation right before it got scrotum-shrivellingly cold
i love all of yall on here carefully titrating a perfect mixture of incisive commentary and artful man-seduction but i didnt come back to social media to be subtle
December 5, 2024 at 8:54 PM
i love all of yall on here carefully titrating a perfect mixture of incisive commentary and artful man-seduction but i didnt come back to social media to be subtle
*emerges from the cryopod i was sealed into on the eve of the great Porn Purge of 2018* whats good fellas who else likes kissin boys
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
*emerges from the cryopod i was sealed into on the eve of the great Porn Purge of 2018* whats good fellas who else likes kissin boys