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Zach Rosten! Woohoo!
@zachrosten.bsky.social
Former Interesting Person
Musician • Traveler • Etc.
Lovechild of the Red and Yellow M&M's (allegedly)
Not for the faint-hearted, but ideal for the just-farted
I thought it was woke already bc I was awake when I saw it am I like missing a definition here
June 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
damn your gut saw them? lucky af dawg
May 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Pope Requests Bulletproof F-150, Calls Previous Papal Transport "Pansy Italian Car"
May 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Chicago Man Deported To Italy For Advocating On Behalf Of Marginalized
May 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
New Pope Selects Name Leon, Says Achieving Papalcy Was His Final Fantasy
May 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Inspiring: In Unprecedented Move, Cardinals Openly Support A Cubs Fan
May 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Breaking News: Vatican Breaks Tradition, Elects Weiner Covered In Sauerkraut Rather Than Altar Boys
May 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM