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@zachreinert.bsky.social #FiveYearsAgoToday (give or take)
June 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
@zachreinert.bsky.social #FiveYearsAgoToday (give or take)
Pat Tillman had a lot in common with my coworker that died of testicular cancer because they were both killed by their own unit
April 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pat Tillman had a lot in common with my coworker that died of testicular cancer because they were both killed by their own unit
JD Vance has apparently told those close to him he’d love to have his face end up on a US coin. It sounds egotistical, but he probably just wants to be inside even more couches
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
JD Vance has apparently told those close to him he’d love to have his face end up on a US coin. It sounds egotistical, but he probably just wants to be inside even more couches
I really like those “I bought it before he went crazy” bumper stickers people are putting on their teslas so I bought 25 of them to put on every white ford bronco I see
April 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I really like those “I bought it before he went crazy” bumper stickers people are putting on their teslas so I bought 25 of them to put on every white ford bronco I see
What did the economy say to the Boeing airplane?
Is it cool if I crash with you today?
Is it cool if I crash with you today?
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What did the economy say to the Boeing airplane?
Is it cool if I crash with you today?
Is it cool if I crash with you today?
Millie Bobby Brown implies the existence of Millie Whitney Houston
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Millie Bobby Brown implies the existence of Millie Whitney Houston
I hope Elon Musk passes away on Columbus Day because it’d be such an easy swap holiday wise
February 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hope Elon Musk passes away on Columbus Day because it’d be such an easy swap holiday wise
Planes are falling out of the sky. Have you seen this? Heard about this? Apparently in 2025 joining the mile high club is just the plane making it a mile into the air
February 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Planes are falling out of the sky. Have you seen this? Heard about this? Apparently in 2025 joining the mile high club is just the plane making it a mile into the air
So many plane crashes lately you’d think the whole thing was invented by the Wrong Brothers
February 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So many plane crashes lately you’d think the whole thing was invented by the Wrong Brothers
9/11 could never happen in 2025. The planes would never fly far enough successfully without falling out of the sky
February 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
9/11 could never happen in 2025. The planes would never fly far enough successfully without falling out of the sky
Had three different women try getting in the backseat of my car this weekend thinking I was this uber. Ted Bundy would have crushed 2025
February 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Had three different women try getting in the backseat of my car this weekend thinking I was this uber. Ted Bundy would have crushed 2025
My cousin got fired from Olive Garden for filming a porno inside the restaurant. When you are there you are NOT step family
February 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My cousin got fired from Olive Garden for filming a porno inside the restaurant. When you are there you are NOT step family
Hello sharks, today I am asking for $500,000 for the safe return of all of your children
February 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hello sharks, today I am asking for $500,000 for the safe return of all of your children
Bigfoot is blurry on camera because he’s covered in corporate logos
February 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bigfoot is blurry on camera because he’s covered in corporate logos
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I want to get a tear drop tattoo by my eye, and then when people ask me who I killed I’m gonna be like “the tattoo artist”. I asked for my daughter’s name on my arm
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I want to get a tear drop tattoo by my eye, and then when people ask me who I killed I’m gonna be like “the tattoo artist”. I asked for my daughter’s name on my arm
I want to get a tear drop tattoo by my eye, and then when people ask me who I killed I’m gonna be like “the tattoo artist”. I asked for my daughter’s name on my arm
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I want to get a tear drop tattoo by my eye, and then when people ask me who I killed I’m gonna be like “the tattoo artist”. I asked for my daughter’s name on my arm
No child should ever have to bury a parent either. You’re going through trauma and someone at the cemetery gets paid to do that
February 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No child should ever have to bury a parent either. You’re going through trauma and someone at the cemetery gets paid to do that
The news is so depressing I think we should start calling it the noose
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The news is so depressing I think we should start calling it the noose
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Nobody is more pissed about not winning the Super Bowl and getting to visit the White House than Harrison Butker
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Nobody is more pissed about not winning the Super Bowl and getting to visit the White House than Harrison Butker
Nobody is more pissed about not winning the Super Bowl and getting to visit the White House than Harrison Butker
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Nobody is more pissed about not winning the Super Bowl and getting to visit the White House than Harrison Butker
Why can’t John Fetterman just run an auto zone like he’s meant to
February 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why can’t John Fetterman just run an auto zone like he’s meant to
A January 6th rioter pardoned by Donald Trump was arrested on Wednesday for attempting to solicit sex with a minor. I mean what a genius, he commits the two crimes Trump is willing to pardon!
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A January 6th rioter pardoned by Donald Trump was arrested on Wednesday for attempting to solicit sex with a minor. I mean what a genius, he commits the two crimes Trump is willing to pardon!
Donald Trump is destroying the the department of education but the second amendment got the lid of the jar loose so to speak
February 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Donald Trump is destroying the the department of education but the second amendment got the lid of the jar loose so to speak
Doctors have warned RFK jr to never partake in marijuana because the worm in his brain could get the munchies and eat it even faster
January 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Doctors have warned RFK jr to never partake in marijuana because the worm in his brain could get the munchies and eat it even faster
Gulf of America instead of Mexico. Mt McKinley instead of Denali. Now I hear Barron Trump is even replacing the Statue of Liberty folks
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Gulf of America instead of Mexico. Mt McKinley instead of Denali. Now I hear Barron Trump is even replacing the Statue of Liberty folks