Lodge employee in Breckenridge, upon learning that I am the son of a ski bum, wistfully tells me that the debauchery of today’s Ullr Fests pales in comparison to the golden days of the 60s. #ullrfest

The ads I’m getting lately are so blatantly responses to recent conversations my phone is listening in on that I’m convinced tech companies are less concerned with shocking us than they are with grooming us to accept constant surveillance