Zach Kelly
@zachkelly.bsky.social
Bylines seen at Pitchfork, Stereogum, SPIN, Billboard, etc. Total idiot. Teaches journalism at a state school. Ezra and Rowan’s dad
9-hour ramen from scratch on Thanksgiving eve? Never. But for my MIL’s 70th, we make exceptions
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
9-hour ramen from scratch on Thanksgiving eve? Never. But for my MIL’s 70th, we make exceptions
Sunday cleaning, sadly not all of ‘em are gonna make it
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sunday cleaning, sadly not all of ‘em are gonna make it
Yeah I don’t know man
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah I don’t know man
Okay that’s pretty good
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Okay that’s pretty good
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
The bystander effect has the 21st century in an absolute vice grip
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The bystander effect has the 21st century in an absolute vice grip
My favorite records from the third quarter of 2025
October 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My favorite records from the third quarter of 2025
Purchased for now the third(?) time in my life, I’m sure everything will work out this go around
October 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Purchased for now the third(?) time in my life, I’m sure everything will work out this go around
Neither here nor their but “Tilly Norwood” looks almost exactly like the actress Katie Douglas, who is very good in the very not good Clown in a Cornfield
September 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Neither here nor their but “Tilly Norwood” looks almost exactly like the actress Katie Douglas, who is very good in the very not good Clown in a Cornfield
