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#SantaCycleRampage
#Milwaukee

I bought The Mountain in the Sea a while back but haven’t read it yet. Please update if you get into it!

“WHEN did you get THOSE?”

…uhh I’ve had them for a while now!?

Big beefy back workout

The heavier music called to me as I got older and I’m not sure why

Cool, clear water 🔫🎶

The guy thanked me again and again saying he thought he might die. Another little old lady witness gave me a hug and said there’s still some good people out here. I do NOT recommend doing this unless you know how to handle yourself but I’m glad I stepped in.

She caught him once in the head and made him bleed and another time in the side before I got between them. I kept them apart but she kept swinging. We got the hammer so she went back to the car and pretended to have a gun. Kept her in check until police cuffed her.

Get those frauds!

Got my gf to pay attention to KOTH for the first time and now she loves it

Things that do numbers here are “we’re so much better than twitter” and “omg heckin’ good doggo”