Zach H
zachheise.com
Zach H
@zachheise.com
Oh look, another one
can you imagine waking up in the morning, then realizing you don't have a job to go to, so you just sigh contentedly and cuddle back into your sheets? Can you Jude? Can you...?
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
yeah, I want to like BlueSky but this stupid artificial character limitation and the bizarre (well, for people like me who never had Twitter at all it's bizarre) means of tracking interaction with posting, plus no way to add "nicknames" to people so I remember who they are...it ain't great
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
what a fall from decency this bootlicker had. My dad and I used to love Dilbert. But Scott went goddamn nutso.
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Maybe the next Gen will bring it back ironically. Like idiots and their vinyls or some shit. People miss what the previous generations used to have/do
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Very succinctly put
August 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I look forward to hearing about the huge payout he's going to get from the feds, that we will all be paying for with our taxes. Party of fiscal responsibility my ass.
August 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey awesome! Was wondering where that went. Glad it was found. I always wondered how it worked. Thanks for enlightening (heh) us, Alec.
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
as Charlie Brown would say, rolling his eyes toward heaven... "good grief"
May 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
don't forget convicted felon!
April 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am hoping for smart toilets that will do this for me eventually.... running locally though, not in the cloud. The poop-cloud, if you will. 🫥
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I thought it looked like Spader! Nice.
April 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
so who are we looking at here?
April 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Adorable. I wouldn't choose it as my decor, but more power to Wine Mom.
April 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The largest drupes you've ever seen.
February 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Never been more jealous of Michi!
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Tiny American flags for everyone!
a man in a suit and tie is twirling his arms in the air .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is twirling his arms in the air .
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February 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM