Zach Harris
@zachharris.bsky.social
Not enough Americans are exercising their right to buy ice cream at any time of day and it shows
June 17, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Not enough Americans are exercising their right to buy ice cream at any time of day and it shows
Pickles aren’t gross. But using your toes to grab out of the jar is.
June 16, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Pickles aren’t gross. But using your toes to grab out of the jar is.
Republican dog: “I actually don’t even see color”
June 16, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Republican dog: “I actually don’t even see color”
2005 was 40 years ago. Feel old yet?
June 16, 2023 at 6:27 PM
2005 was 40 years ago. Feel old yet?
“Fuel is food for your body” I tell myself as I continue to drink a gallon of gasoline
June 16, 2023 at 6:12 PM
“Fuel is food for your body” I tell myself as I continue to drink a gallon of gasoline
Ja Morant gets suspended from work for waving a gun around but when I do it it’s “a crime to have a firearm in an airport”
June 16, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Ja Morant gets suspended from work for waving a gun around but when I do it it’s “a crime to have a firearm in an airport”
A single tear runs down my cheek as the Ratatouille rat makes me slice the sous chef’s neck for adding too much salt
June 16, 2023 at 5:12 PM
A single tear runs down my cheek as the Ratatouille rat makes me slice the sous chef’s neck for adding too much salt