Army just came through with lists of awards for the active duty soldier and the vet who were involved with the attacks in Las Vegas and New Orleans respectively, and they're not short.

“Hey Girl” @travistritten.bsky.social

“I’m just a guy, talking to another guy, pleading with you not to ask me to FOIA for obviously public information” @stevenbeynon.bsky.social

“If I clench both cheeks, does it make the photo better?” - Me

“You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” - @dflawrence.bsky.social

"Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here unearthing the paper trail that proves you’re evil." - @patriciakime.bsky.social

“I’m the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy” - Rich Sisk

“Senator! Can you try rephrasing that in a way that isn’t total bullshit?” - @kheel.bsky.social

“Yes Admiral, I will be happy to add that quote to the story. You’ll just need to beg.” - @ktoropin.bsky.social

Starting with Tom Novelly, who needs to join BlueSky - “I don’t always stop for gasoline, but when I do, I prefer Buc-ee’s”