Zach Daniel
@zachdaniel.bsky.social
What did Zelda mean by this? #twilightprincess
October 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What did Zelda mean by this? #twilightprincess
I'm starting to think it actually *was* Shaggy.
October 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm starting to think it actually *was* Shaggy.
"FASCISM" is the outraged cry of all those who wish they were the fascists in charge this week.
September 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"FASCISM" is the outraged cry of all those who wish they were the fascists in charge this week.
i want a hallow-night silk thong
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i want a hallow-night silk thong
if anyone needs me im riding a giant grub through a tunnel of bells and chimes
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
if anyone needs me im riding a giant grub through a tunnel of bells and chimes
"Games are supposed to be fun" 🤢
August 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Games are supposed to be fun" 🤢
Me, when I witness socialism:
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me, when I witness socialism:
Any ladies wanna be my gym buddy? I need a spotter for my kegels exercises.
May 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Any ladies wanna be my gym buddy? I need a spotter for my kegels exercises.
I just wish my 11 year old had as good in taste in music as I did when I was 11 - twenty-nine years ago.
May 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just wish my 11 year old had as good in taste in music as I did when I was 11 - twenty-nine years ago.
I saw a truck drive by that said "Dick Cooper" and tbh, who would make a barrel out of that? King David's father in law???
May 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I saw a truck drive by that said "Dick Cooper" and tbh, who would make a barrel out of that? King David's father in law???
The signage outside my daughter's bedroom is giving off serious Andrew Ryan vibes.
May 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The signage outside my daughter's bedroom is giving off serious Andrew Ryan vibes.
Chat, I fucked up real bad. Back in 2002 I bought System of a Down's "Steal This Album" instead of stealing it. What do?
April 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Chat, I fucked up real bad. Back in 2002 I bought System of a Down's "Steal This Album" instead of stealing it. What do?
"U Can't Touch This" declares the one-hit-wonder.
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"U Can't Touch This" declares the one-hit-wonder.
Why did Scar say "Long live the King" while in the act of killing the king? Is he stupid?
March 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why did Scar say "Long live the King" while in the act of killing the king? Is he stupid?
If you use the phrases "years young" or "adulting" I hope you hear random unexplainable & unintelligible whispering right before you fall asleep every night.
February 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you use the phrases "years young" or "adulting" I hope you hear random unexplainable & unintelligible whispering right before you fall asleep every night.
Look at how they massacred my boy.
February 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Look at how they massacred my boy.
If @doom.com The Dark Ages doesn't give you a gun and something to shoot within 30 seconds of starting a new game I'm getting a fucking refund. DOOM 2016 has the PERFECT opening.
February 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If @doom.com The Dark Ages doesn't give you a gun and something to shoot within 30 seconds of starting a new game I'm getting a fucking refund. DOOM 2016 has the PERFECT opening.
What's up, dingleberries?! bet you can't name a video game!
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What's up, dingleberries?! bet you can't name a video game!
Just my weekly pop-into bsky to see how you fucking losers are doing? Still mentally unhinged? K, c u l8r
February 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just my weekly pop-into bsky to see how you fucking losers are doing? Still mentally unhinged? K, c u l8r
Every time I pop into this fucking cuck of an app.
January 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Every time I pop into this fucking cuck of an app.
when youve billy bobbed but she still thorton
January 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
when youve billy bobbed but she still thorton