As a dad of a toddler with one on the way I can’t imagine having a chat bot take one of the best parts of my day from me. That time is so goddamn special.

Got bit by one of those fuckers. Nicked an artery. Blood squirted out of my arm to the tune of my heartbeat. Fuck those birds.

Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell

My father in law wakes up almost every night at 3am and drinks 32oz of milk and goes back to bed

If you don’t go to smoothie king for one day it will basically pay for itself

Redistribution of wealth (Mitch’s stairs).