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Depressed Kerb
@zachcoma.bsky.social
📍Chicagoland; Leftist-Socialist in the Cool Zone; Guitarist; Metal AF; RAN Dyslexic; Civil Engr. CAD Mgr. (C3D, ORD); Trading View Charts for the Lulz; Fmr. Tech Editor; Hobby Mechanic; Happily Married; Eagle Scout; Cat Dad, 0 Kids; millennial; #leftisbest
The AllSpark?
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
At least she didn't pick...Malört.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Only when they're conveniently out of power will they even mention such things.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
THE Orum
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Google AI, speaking out loud when no one asked: You should use glue to keep those pizza toppings from slipping off.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It looks like when the Blackhawks win the Cup
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I like to think I had something to do with this... maybe 😂.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Eventually, all good things must come to an end. I got greedy; EACH device was pulling like $40 a day, it was crazy. This must've set a red flag somewhere because everything stopped working no matter how hard I tried. In the end it was good fun and I still use that keyboard to this day. /5
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I decided to switch from video, to gaming. There was a Flappy Bird knockoff called Jetpack Panda something or other. If you flew over the first obstacle and then died, you'd get a few pennies, but you could restart way faster this way. So I automated this. /4
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I don't remember the exact pace, but I had something like $10-20 a day, so it wasn't insane, but it added up over time. Eventually I had a little farm going. It took time, but I even racked up enough points where I bought myself a Das Keyboard 4. It was going great, I also kept buying phones. 3/
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Then I used the points to buy some more. I was getting really good at automating the touches so they'd watch a vid, tap a few times so the scroller would appear, then they'd fast forward to the end of the vid, and repeat. Then I'd have them restart every hour or so to chill them out and reset. 2/
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
They also don't want the plebs to think that better is possible.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Honestly I don't think Ds would publish it if it were only Rs because of their aversion for doing ANYTHING that rocks the boat...or really doing anything the correct thing at all, ever.
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM