Zach Burma
@zachburma.bsky.social
My name is Zach. I am an American living in Dublin, Ireland. These are my stories.
You can now add “Sends an eggplant emoji, say” to this list.
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can now add “Sends an eggplant emoji, say” to this list.
Inject “other than standard orange wine” into my veins
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Inject “other than standard orange wine” into my veins
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I like this lineup for them though. Feels like their best 5?
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I like this lineup for them though. Feels like their best 5?
Not sure if this person exists, but if they do, someone’s gotta mention their rebuke of any of the shit “journalism” from The Free Press.
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not sure if this person exists, but if they do, someone’s gotta mention their rebuke of any of the shit “journalism” from The Free Press.
In Amsterdam you have to buy the flooring.
October 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In Amsterdam you have to buy the flooring.
Dying for someone to force these guys to defend a policy or statement without saying the words “Joe Biden” “the democrats” or “the left”. Every answer is “well they did it too!”
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Dying for someone to force these guys to defend a policy or statement without saying the words “Joe Biden” “the democrats” or “the left”. Every answer is “well they did it too!”
I just love the idea of a kicker saying “you kidding me? I put the ball wherever I want.” The Adam Vinatieri response where he onsides a triple 20 on a dartboard from regulation height and distance.
September 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I just love the idea of a kicker saying “you kidding me? I put the ball wherever I want.” The Adam Vinatieri response where he onsides a triple 20 on a dartboard from regulation height and distance.
I have a feeling pro kickers doing an onside kick on an empty field (or in a kitchen) is like watching NBA players shoot in an empty gym.
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have a feeling pro kickers doing an onside kick on an empty field (or in a kitchen) is like watching NBA players shoot in an empty gym.
Hey now. It was nice last week.
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hey now. It was nice last week.
Everything’s double the price there.
July 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everything’s double the price there.
Found it. And some Angel Reese Puffs that they must not have been able to get rid of.
July 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Found it. And some Angel Reese Puffs that they must not have been able to get rid of.
I live in Dublin. In one of my locals they ditched Pop Tarts for Toast ‘Ems. The knockoff brand my mom would tell us as kids “you can’t even tell the difference”.
July 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I live in Dublin. In one of my locals they ditched Pop Tarts for Toast ‘Ems. The knockoff brand my mom would tell us as kids “you can’t even tell the difference”.
This makes the deal they made with the Pellies to get their 2026 pick back look very different. Pacers tank-a-palooza now?
July 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This makes the deal they made with the Pellies to get their 2026 pick back look very different. Pacers tank-a-palooza now?