Zach Broussard
zachbroussard.bsky.social
Zach Broussard
@zachbroussard.bsky.social
My book, Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories, will make you scared of stories: https://a.co/d/3oa7xLE

I pod about men who love cats @ PuzzyBoyz
After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine.
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump’s Iran deal looks like Obama’s. Trump’s China strategy looks like Obama’s. Starting to think this guy just likes putting his name on stuff…
April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In space, no one can hear Katy Perry sing.
April 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The Natural History Museum had a great Ace Ventura 2 exhibit.
April 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Caught somewhere between ACAB and hoping a mild-mannered judge sorts out America’s problems
March 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
JESSE WATERS, WEARING A POUND OF MAKEUP OVER A REAL HOUSEWIFE AMOUNT OF BOTOX: Real men do NOT sip from straws!
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Does Elon go to jail for all the teslas that caught fire on their own??
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We should get another set of teeth. Should go like this:
1. Baby teeth
2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red
3. Adult teeth
January 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If I was Superman and had to look different as Clark Kent, I would wear glasses AND Insane Clown Posse face paint.
December 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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don’t worry sweetie! mommy, santa, and daddy are poly
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Thinking about getting really into cryptids
December 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Clearly this is the work of Waluigi
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Babe wake up I'm on bsky now
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Artificial intelligence is finally paying off!!!!!
December 5, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Thinking about getting really into swords
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Opinions are like assholes. At a certain age a doctor should check yours out. If they find something weird, you go under the knife to remove it.
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The #blackfriday deal of the century is here. The ebook of Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories is only $2.99 thru #cybermonday

#booksky

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November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Barely laughed thinking about the turkey’s “cavity” and I’ve never felt older
November 29, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I really liked Gladiator 2 but I don’t understand how Glinda, or any of the other witches for that matter, fit into to universe
November 28, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Every year I get older and more busted but somehow maintain the same level of vanity. Something’s gotta give
November 27, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I would like to thank the copywriter at LL Bean who coined the term BeanFlex®️
November 27, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Um, so there WERE two wolves inside me, but now there are THREE. Never crossed my mind that wolves might be having sex…
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM