Zach Broussard
@zachbroussard.bsky.social
My book, Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories, will make you scared of stories: https://a.co/d/3oa7xLE
I pod about men who love cats @ PuzzyBoyz
I pod about men who love cats @ PuzzyBoyz
After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine.
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine.
Trump’s Iran deal looks like Obama’s. Trump’s China strategy looks like Obama’s. Starting to think this guy just likes putting his name on stuff…
April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump’s Iran deal looks like Obama’s. Trump’s China strategy looks like Obama’s. Starting to think this guy just likes putting his name on stuff…
In space, no one can hear Katy Perry sing.
April 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In space, no one can hear Katy Perry sing.
The Natural History Museum had a great Ace Ventura 2 exhibit.
April 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Natural History Museum had a great Ace Ventura 2 exhibit.
Caught somewhere between ACAB and hoping a mild-mannered judge sorts out America’s problems
March 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Caught somewhere between ACAB and hoping a mild-mannered judge sorts out America’s problems
JESSE WATERS, WEARING A POUND OF MAKEUP OVER A REAL HOUSEWIFE AMOUNT OF BOTOX: Real men do NOT sip from straws!
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
JESSE WATERS, WEARING A POUND OF MAKEUP OVER A REAL HOUSEWIFE AMOUNT OF BOTOX: Real men do NOT sip from straws!
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RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
Does Elon go to jail for all the teslas that caught fire on their own??
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Does Elon go to jail for all the teslas that caught fire on their own??
We should get another set of teeth. Should go like this:
1. Baby teeth
2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red
3. Adult teeth
1. Baby teeth
2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red
3. Adult teeth
January 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We should get another set of teeth. Should go like this:
1. Baby teeth
2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red
3. Adult teeth
1. Baby teeth
2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red
3. Adult teeth
If I was Superman and had to look different as Clark Kent, I would wear glasses AND Insane Clown Posse face paint.
December 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
If I was Superman and had to look different as Clark Kent, I would wear glasses AND Insane Clown Posse face paint.
Reposted by Zach Broussard
don’t worry sweetie! mommy, santa, and daddy are poly
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
don’t worry sweetie! mommy, santa, and daddy are poly
Thinking about getting really into cryptids
December 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Thinking about getting really into cryptids
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Clearly this is the work of Waluigi
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Clearly this is the work of Waluigi
Reposted by Zach Broussard
Babe wake up I'm on bsky now
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Babe wake up I'm on bsky now
Artificial intelligence is finally paying off!!!!!
December 5, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Artificial intelligence is finally paying off!!!!!
Thinking about getting really into swords
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Thinking about getting really into swords
Opinions are like assholes. At a certain age a doctor should check yours out. If they find something weird, you go under the knife to remove it.
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Opinions are like assholes. At a certain age a doctor should check yours out. If they find something weird, you go under the knife to remove it.
The #blackfriday deal of the century is here. The ebook of Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories is only $2.99 thru #cybermonday
#booksky
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#booksky
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November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
The #blackfriday deal of the century is here. The ebook of Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories is only $2.99 thru #cybermonday
#booksky
a.co/d/iC6YhmJ
#booksky
a.co/d/iC6YhmJ
Barely laughed thinking about the turkey’s “cavity” and I’ve never felt older
November 29, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Barely laughed thinking about the turkey’s “cavity” and I’ve never felt older
I really liked Gladiator 2 but I don’t understand how Glinda, or any of the other witches for that matter, fit into to universe
November 28, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I really liked Gladiator 2 but I don’t understand how Glinda, or any of the other witches for that matter, fit into to universe
Every year I get older and more busted but somehow maintain the same level of vanity. Something’s gotta give
November 27, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Every year I get older and more busted but somehow maintain the same level of vanity. Something’s gotta give
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
I would like to thank the copywriter at LL Bean who coined the term BeanFlex®️
November 27, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I would like to thank the copywriter at LL Bean who coined the term BeanFlex®️
Um, so there WERE two wolves inside me, but now there are THREE. Never crossed my mind that wolves might be having sex…
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Um, so there WERE two wolves inside me, but now there are THREE. Never crossed my mind that wolves might be having sex…