Zach Zajac
zacharyzajac.bsky.social
Zach Zajac
@zacharyzajac.bsky.social
Writer/failed actor
He's fucking Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife with the angels now
July 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As a political satirist, I fear what’s happening to Colbert. Without comedy, how will I get paid in exposure?
July 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I wonder if Edmonton is ready to admit that Stuart Skinner sucks
June 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This sex cult isn’t that sexy
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Welcome to Chicago, Mitch!
May 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This year’s Maple Leafs collapse is top-notch. 10/10 #stanleycup #NHLplayoffs
May 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Zach Zajac
We don't care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.
The Rules of Fight Club Book Club
We don't care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.
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May 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Seth Jones watched that Nylander goal just float by him. Florida is getting the Seth Jones experience.
May 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Jets are Jetting it up
April 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Habs’ defensive system:
“What if instead of playing man-on-man or zone, all five of us just drift to one side of the ice?”
“Are there any players from the other team on that side?”
“Of course not.”
“Sounds like a cup winning plan.”
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm waiting for Patrick Roy to do the funniest thing possible and challenge this goal for being offside.
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Dropkick-Murphys-being-played-in-every-store weekend everybody!
March 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
AI is getting more realistic. Did you know that millions of people think JD Vance is a real person?
March 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I found a used condom in the parking lot of my job, and I am disgusted. Why would somebody do something as morally depraved as going to work?
February 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hawks fans rejoice. Seth Jones wants out.
February 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A white South African is racist? Now I've heard everything.
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Listen to me talk about the Spanish Inquisition destroyallsketchcomedians.com?fbclid=IwZXh...
Destroy All Sketch Comedians
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January 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Okay, hear me out… everyone not named Connor Bedard for Elias Petterson. Who says no?
January 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Be nice to me. My favorite hockey team sucks.
January 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m a very accomplished sports gambler. I’ve only been doing it for a week, and I’ve already lost my house.
November 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Of all the movies I’ve seen this year, #RedOne was definitely one of them (unfortunately).
November 23, 2024 at 6:10 AM
When I was a teenager, I wanted to be Iggy Pop. Imagine my disappointment when I grew up and found out he was already a person.
November 18, 2024 at 6:23 PM