Zach Herz
zacharyherz.bsky.social
Zach Herz
@zacharyherz.bsky.social
Rural jurist at the University of Colorado. All opinions yours.
2013-2025

Moose died this morning. He declined quickly, but with enough warning for me to come home, and we were able to give him a sendoff that was painless and dignified.

He got very old, very fast, and decided he was done. It was a good death. I just thought we would have so much more time.
July 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Quiz time: in order to get Moose to pose like this, you have to hold up

A) a treat
B) page proofs for Cambridge’s forthcoming translation of the Theodosian code; or
C) all of the above

#romanlaw #boyaremyarmstired
December 5, 2024 at 2:59 AM
November 5, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Legal historiography pupdate:

Moose is under contract with Cambridge University Press Studies in Legal History! The God and the Bureaucrat: Roman Law, Imperial Sovereignty, and Other Stories should be coming out in ‘25.

Hopefully they get his name right.

#romanlaw #undercontract #getit
October 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Just remember—when you make fun of Ulpian’s self-aggrandizing notion of jurists as ‘sacerdotes’ at D.1.1, THIS is who you’re making fun of.

#romanlaw #guilttrip
September 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
tfw you’ve made yourself regent to the child ruler Severus Alexander, but end up being killed on a military coup sometime between 223 and 228 C.E.

#romanlaw #awkward
September 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Hadrian’s Edictum Perpetuum IS brat #romanlaw #digest #bookxcx
September 3, 2024 at 3:37 PM
August 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Cannot emphasize enough, the man making this critique looks like Chappell Roan’s Wario
August 20, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Just to check, when my book comes out and I email you what should I include? I’ve been getting really into Basque cheesecake lately, and I have some very cute dog pictures
August 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
A woman at the next table in this coffee shop just asked what ‘the whole coconut thing is about’
July 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
She would never stand in the way of congestion pricing
June 24, 2024 at 2:48 AM
This is trainsphobic
June 10, 2024 at 12:58 PM
When I say summer you say projects

Summer

Summer
June 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Hey ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and
April 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
GOD I love the AAH
April 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Writing teaching observation reports this morning. Turns out it’s hard to observe a class if you start screaming whenever you meet a new person. #romanlaw #relatable
March 27, 2024 at 2:45 PM
New chapter alert! Happy to circulate.

This is the most ‘legal’ thing I’ve written in a decade, but still might interest Classicists: I use the odd reception of Greece/Rome in gay-rights litigation to argue for broader tensions between historiography of sexuality and the way US courts work. (1/x)
March 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
“No, Dr. Bond, I expect you to give an invited lecture.”

So excited to host @sarahebond.bsky.social in Boulder!!!
March 13, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Damnatio memoriae
February 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Dogs are so easy to distract—you just wave a chew toy in the air, or strike a scale with a small piece of bronze.

#romanlaw #lookoverthere
February 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
During grad school, ppl would sometimes tell me I wasn’t a real Classicist because my interests skew interdisciplinary. Anyway, this proofs day is 4 the haters 😘

(Will explain more upon pub, but: our entire model of cinaedic marriage is based on a mistranslation in Iuv 2)
January 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
every man: *thinks about the roman empire*

Every Woman:
January 7, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Moose heard your comments about respecting other people’s traditions, and he is listening and learning. Also, the sweater itched his neck. #romanlaw #audiens #discens
December 19, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Moose is celebrating the completion of his book manuscript with some light, festive cultural appropriation. #romanlaw #peruviansweater
December 16, 2023 at 1:25 AM