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zacharybosch.bsky.social
went to see this guy yesterday and he said he hasn't seen you frolicking in nature lately. he's not mad but he IS a little bit worried about you
photo of some yummy looking green grass with a big hill in the distance. on the hillside is the long man of wilmington! he's a big chalk boy much closer photo of the long man on the hillside, he's definitely not been skipping leg day because those calves are popping
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
stede need to pee bonnet being passed around the locker room is literally my favourite fic even tho it doesn't actually exist outside of this ridiculous outline i wrote down 2 months ago
Local pervert stede bonnet enjoys purchasing used jock straps, his favourite source is a guy (ed 🥰) from the local amateur rugby team who uses his OF page to auction the team’s used jocks to raise money for the club. Stede has bought so many that he’s basically single-handedly funded brand new kit for the whole team. Another guy from the team (izzy 🥰) uses a sock puppet account to add in extra bids and raise the price, stede falls for it every time and also puts in his counter bids way too early so then he just gets outbid again and he counters again and so on and so on. He can skip mortgage payments but he Cannot skip this. Anyway one day ed messages him like heeeyyyyyyyyy hot stuff, since you’ve been so generous with all your money we’d like to invite you to watch one of our games how about it!! And stede’s like omg yay of course i would love to and i will be so normal about it. So on a hot summer morning stede goes down to the rugby pitch and sets up a cute little camping chair and parasol and maybe even a cooler full of drinks and snacks and he sits there cutely watching the rugby game, with no fucking idea how rugby works or what the rules are but he is nevertheless enjoying himself very much. And you know it’s a hot day so he’s sipping a lot of water! And after the game is over and he’s congratulated everyone on their win? He thinks? He has no idea what’s going on but he got several very powerful manly slaps on the shoulder, anyway after that he realises that all the water he’s been drinking means he REALLY needs to pee and where are the toilets?? He supposes they’re in the locker room right in the little club house thingy?? Better go over there and ask. He does indeed go over there and ask and well we all know what happens next don’t we. Stede need to pee bonnet is being passed around the locker room sucking dicks through sweaty (SWEATY) jocks and probably pissing himself in the process. This is the best idea you;’ve ever had.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
it's izzy's pussy they're inspecting (on the kitchen table) so probably not your jam, HOWEVER the fic is very funny bc stede takes her role as pussy doctor incredibly seriously and also nurse jack is there. the last time i worked on this fic was 2.5 years ago muse why have you forsaken me 🥲
"Mmm, yes, just as I thought," Ed said, peering into the speculum. "Take a look at this, Doctor Bonnet." Stede grabbed Izzy's thigh and pushed it further open. She rubbed a hand over her chin and made a thoughtful noise. "As expected. Absolutely huge." "Fucking enormous. Loads of room in there." "We hardly even need the speculum." "Like chucking a hotdog down a hallway." "I'm surprised she can even feel this. Very loose." "Well, we know what that's from, don't we?"
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
made the mistake (?) of talking about fic writing struggles in therapy today
a wonderful comic i drew in ms paint to fully illustrate the exchange i had with my therapist. panel 1 is me (sad face) saying "i'm still having loads of ideas, i just can't seem to write any of them and it's making me sad!!" panel 2 is my therapist saying "what sorts of ideas have you been having?" panel 3 is my carefully blank face saying nothing, while a variety of screenshots from my WIPS folder hover in the background. the word piss features a lot. other highlights include tentacle/cannibalism orgy, something about a loaded gun, and an erotic tooth-pulling scenario. panel 4 is my carefully blank face again saying "just. lots of fun pirate scenarios"
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
woweeee look at my incredible photography skills which i've used to capture tonight's beaver supermoon in exquisite high def detail. outstanding
photo of tonight's supermoon (in theory). there's lots of street and lots of night sky and one very bright blob in the middle which you are assuming is the moon but honestly it could be an adventurous streetlamp. at least there's some nice pink light spilling out onto the street from a shop window
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
wee con fabulous booty pics incoming
all the stuff i got from wee con! lots of bracelets, some stickers and postcards, a business card for the bridgetown widows' association, some soap from jeff's inn by the sea, many (many) fics, an izzy game, LOTS OF NICE LOVELY THINGIES!!! bracelets!!! they are all pretty colours and here is what each one says: man for sale, warmth good food intercourse, the dread black pete, don't you look awful, fine fish, as a crew, merperson, one more song, cool pyrate
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
WEE CON DONE I AM SO FULL OF LOVE GAY PIRATES FOREVER ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
another hotel mirror pic of me wearing the fucking sickest calico jack tshirt you've ever seen and also a million beaded bracelets another photo of ALL the fucking bracelets i got there are so many and they are so cute. they all say various OFMD things lovelllyyyyy
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
wee con day 1 COMPLETE yaaaayyyy i didn't even explode into a ball of flames 😌
hotel room mirror selfie of me being very millenial and throwing up a V sign. i'm wearing a wee con lanyard, green checkered trousers, and a purple green bank observatory west virginia the universe is whispering to us t-shirt (if you know you know). i am also VERY TIRED
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
im hungry and hurting and can't get up off this fucking sofa, just got this chicken staring at me
POV you are being stared at by a knitted chicken, absolutely nothing going on behind her little button eyes. it's a low angle and just her head and neck are poking out from behind the back of the sofa. you are ill
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
friends, come gather round and burn away your scaries with me at this nice bonfire. the person you can hear in the background offering coffee is my friend who is not in the fandom but does enjoy OFMD 😌
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
yay got a little email about vivienne westwood AW2526 boots and it's time for me to get horny over footwear again. fucking love a shoe that suggests the toes inside and this is a very very nice version with that conical heel yummmyyyy. also like stede in these or smth thankkssss
side view of vivienne westwood boots, they are black and shiny with a low-ish heel that is conical and very alluring to me. the toe box is gently wiggly to suggest the shape of toes. hot top down sorta quarter angle view of the same boots, you can see more of the toe shape here and you agree it's very erotic. nice view of the laces too which go all the way up to probably like the high ankle/low calf area i would imagine? looks sexy
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
killing myself POSTPONED!!!
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
why the fuck did i just spell against like this
the word against, but there's an apostrophe between the N and the S
October 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
absolutely obsessed with my new cups that are shaped like slightly squished up disposable plastic cups but are in fact made of very solid molded glass
photo of a drinking glass. it's made of solid glass but molded to resemble one of those flimsy disposable plastic cups, complete with a big indentation on the side from being squished. you agree it's very cool and artsy
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
post you from a different era except i feel too Weird to quote anyone else's post

this is from 2007, i had a massive Gender feeling and you best believe i slapped this photo all over myspace, i felt SO fucking cool
portrait photo of me from 2007. i was 15, about a month away from my 16th birthday. i've got short naturally red hair but there's a light (out of frame) shining directly at the top of my head which makes my hair look more vibrantly orange than it is. i don't have a full on mid-2000s emo swoop but you can tell we're definitely in that era. i'm looking at the camera with a Cool And Non-Chalant stare. i am wearing a black shirt and SO many fucking necklaces. at the time i really thought i looked like a boy in this pic and didn't know what to do with the fact that i liked that so much
September 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
here's the fox. no pics of the pigeon because it's in pidgy heaven
photo of a fox curled up in some crunchy leaves at the edge of a car park. it's staring straight at the camera because i didn't even ask before taking a photo and that's kinda rude tbh
September 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
it was my sister's birthday a couple weeks ago and we absolutely fucking destroyed this afternoon tea today
photo of a three tier afternoon tea, featuring all the classics: little sandwiches, scones with jam and cream, an assortment of sweet cakey things. we slipped into a coma shortly after this
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
sorry stede. cynthia the cat is right
“Yeah,” Ed-as-Cynthia replies, “like why is it fair for Stede to have been treating you like a secret little boyfriend all this time, but with none of the boyfriend benefits?” “Exactly! It’s so fucked up!” “And you’ve been buying that nice tea for him for years and he’s never even said thanks,” Cynthia says. “We should kill him.”
September 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
THANK YOU LOVE me ed and cynthia the cat are all having a real normal one over here
Cynthia’s still making biscuits in his lap and at this point Ed’s pretty sure it’s just an excuse to carry on stabbing him. He cups his palms around her head and gives her a few good long strokes. “At least I’m self-aware, hey? Who needs a moral compass anyway?” he coos at her. “Not me. Not meeee.” “And if you’re ashamed enough of your actions, that basically gives you a free pass to do whatever you want!” Ed says back to himself, in his best and squeakiest Cynthia voice. “Awwggghh mate you’re so right. Win-win! I knew my lack of self-respect would come in handy one day.”
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
my dad gave me this cupcake upon which is a Creature
photo of the top of a cupcake, it's covered in smooth pale green icing and then there is some kind of pink creature on top of that with a few yellow splodges on it. my dad assures me that this is in fact a tortoise. opinion remains divided on the matter.
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
i've been doing embroidery yaaaaayyyy, kit courtesy of @thesearethekids.bsky.social !!
photo of a partially finished OFMD embroidery sampler. so far i've finished two sections, one for stede and one for fang, and am part way through jim's section. each section has cute little motifs related to the character that i have been lovingly stitching every day until my eyes and fingers get sore
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
pride (gay version) today & the only photo i took all day was of the pathetic group of like five TERFs who showed up with shitty little signs & then left before the parade was even over, so have another cute selfie of me in the same pose & basically the same fit i wore for trans pride luv u bye xxxx
another off-kilter bathroom selfie of me in my signature jaunty pose. black shorts and tasteful thigh obv, tight white tank top this time so my arms look nice and big, black leather belt, red boots. i got sunburnt again don't tell anyone
August 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
friends, please sit with me & enjoy this letter that my then-best friend nervously handed to me & then ran away one morning at school in 2005. she was admitting that my chemical romance were her new favourite band. we were 14 & it was dead fucking serious. our devotion to certain bands was strong!
photo of a handwritten letter. it says: dear zach (it originally had my old name but i have seamlessly edited over that), i know that one of the main things we used to have in common was our love for brian molko. i must tell you that even though i still fancy him a bit i have a new interest at heart: gerard way from MCR. please feel no anger towards me for this. i've been lying to you about it for 2 weeks and i can't lie anymore to you. i'm sorry but this is how i feel. you may have all my pictures from school and most of them from home. i still love placebo and they are a fab band. i don't hate them but MCR are my favourites now. once again i'm sorry. lots of love, chloe x. ps i enclose a peace offering!
August 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
the sun eventually came out & stayed out! i took a bunch of pics with my film camera but hardly any on my phone! the march was HUGE & there were so many trans goth girl baddies! friends shielded & protected me when i saw my fucking ex again! i am a teeny tiny bit sunburnt! i am very tired!!
classic bathroom mirror selfie of me, a white redhead little butch baby. i'm striking a jaunty pose with one foot propped up on the edge of the bath. i'm wearing red DM boots, black shorts showing a tasteful amount of thigh, and a sleeveless black t-shirt with a white skeleton print on (fun fact it's a tourist t-shirt from new orleans french quarter and i found it in a charity shop in my little english seaside town in like 2008). i've also got on a thin gold chain necklace and a watch and some beaded bracelets. if you look super duper close you will see one bracelet says piss photo of stone people waiting in the park to start the brighton 2025 trans pride protest march. they are holding up various protest signs but the one i specifically wanted to get a pic of is the one in the centre which has a photo of our beloved pedro pascal with his "heinous loser behaviour" quote beneath it
July 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
zacharybosch.bsky.social
cw food

he can do (and has done) a lot of things. but he canNOT take this from me.
photo of a plate of fruit and pastries. we've got apple slices, mango chunks, satsuma segments, green grapes, a chocolate twist, and a pastel de nata. this plate of food is specifically in defiance of my shithead abusive ex who did his level best to suck every piece of joy out of my life. sucks to be him because he LOST!!!!!
July 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM