Big Bob’s Beepers
@zachariahwichman.bsky.social
elite bed rotter, expert lurker, dedicated to spoonerisms
but her emails?!
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
but her emails?!
Need yall to lock in because Season 2 of The Pitt is about to fucking SLAP
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Need yall to lock in because Season 2 of The Pitt is about to fucking SLAP
in another universe, I could have been our generation’s scat man
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
in another universe, I could have been our generation’s scat man
Outside of exercise, running as an adult is so embarassing
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Outside of exercise, running as an adult is so embarassing
have we even tried cancelling our cancellation of cancel culture???
September 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
have we even tried cancelling our cancellation of cancel culture???
people aren’t getting ‘slizzard’ these days, and it shows
May 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
people aren’t getting ‘slizzard’ these days, and it shows
high school groupchat dropping Candace Owens transvestigation podcasts, and the enlightened centrist in the group now upset that I’m shaming them for engaging with such weird, inconsequential “journalism”… I think it’s time to slowly disengage with the #fellas
May 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
high school groupchat dropping Candace Owens transvestigation podcasts, and the enlightened centrist in the group now upset that I’m shaming them for engaging with such weird, inconsequential “journalism”… I think it’s time to slowly disengage with the #fellas
fuck self help… full send your crashout while blaring Fetty Wap as the lord intended
April 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
fuck self help… full send your crashout while blaring Fetty Wap as the lord intended
Y’all, I’m addicted to The Pitt… this show is just too good
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Y’all, I’m addicted to The Pitt… this show is just too good
sorry in advance for apologizing too much
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
sorry in advance for apologizing too much
set a record for the barest minimum, today… please clap
March 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
set a record for the barest minimum, today… please clap
I was not created to send so many emails
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I was not created to send so many emails
People have forgotten the cultural importance of “Cotton Eyed Joe” and it shows
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
People have forgotten the cultural importance of “Cotton Eyed Joe” and it shows
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Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.
March 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.
Ratts el Mancho
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ratts el Mancho
everyone’s talking about Burving
February 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
everyone’s talking about Burving
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no more news today, we’re all set, thanks
February 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
no more news today, we’re all set, thanks
chat, we are so cooked
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
chat, we are so cooked
Diddly Squat vs Squiddly Daut
January 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Diddly Squat vs Squiddly Daut
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this hits the same dopamine receptors in my brain as watching a game winning 60 yard field goal, only better.
Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
January 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
this hits the same dopamine receptors in my brain as watching a game winning 60 yard field goal, only better.
I’m so cooked
January 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m so cooked
Christmas linguist were really cookin when the homies started firing off “yuletide” and “frankincense” and naming reindeer “blitzen”
December 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Christmas linguist were really cookin when the homies started firing off “yuletide” and “frankincense” and naming reindeer “blitzen”
I’m not like everyone else fr ™️ I be wishing people “happy holidays” and really meaning it
December 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I’m not like everyone else fr ™️ I be wishing people “happy holidays” and really meaning it
workday is so ass
December 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
workday is so ass
truly a scam that fasting is not the opposite of slowing
December 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
truly a scam that fasting is not the opposite of slowing