I stole this from a wonderful comedian named Bailey Norton. I imagine she would greatly appreciate her words being shared for evil. ESPECIALLY if you are bold enough to use it against men. I think she'd love that. Could be wrong, but it would be on brand for her. She's hilarious. Be safe be sassy.

Would it be inappropriate to look at them and speak like you're talking to a toddler. "Use your words" a somewhat immediate red flag for them to know you're not messing around but capable of civility. If they get upset and / or angry, just say "Aw big feelings." I must admit this isn't my technique.

Bukkit: just a simple human girl who likes the human things, like bread and complain' all the time.
Everyone: YOURE AN ELF.

Rather than age, elves just become more elegant and refined. And thus I present you. Elf.

I'm Australian. If I use the auto captions I'll get a content warning. I absolutely did say ship far q and cut 🤣🤣

His parents think his favourite is corn but he's been sneaking behind the shed with his friends and drinking the fermented barley juice.

It's been great so far. I haven't read the manga but I'm up to date on the anime. Love it.

Someone posted a picture of how Trump looks like mr grabs without a shell and I can't unsee it.

We should have a hunt some time..I'll help you get back to the beautiful forge maiden faster 🤣🤣

Its almost like the average human focuses on the beauty rather than the obvious or subtle underlying meaning. You gotta remember that most of us were kids when we watched these movies. Fun fact though. EVERYTHING IS TUBERCULOSIS. The mums illness in My Neighbour Totoro? TB. A totally curable illness

So it's technically a legends game. Arceus was the past ZA is the future I think. Not to sure but as for starters same idea as Arceus. Don't think of it to much as a mainline game just enough to sell boxes 🤣 and probably consoles tbh.

🤣🤣 Yeah nah fair point though. People look weird without eyebrows.

No wonder so many people sell their soul to the devil. With you advocating for him is almost unfair.. Cause where do I sign 😅😅

Just pray you never upset the cosy gamers. They're surprisingly devious and dangerous if given the right motives. You'd think it's souls gamers or toxic cod players but really the most evil things come in cosy packages 🤣🤣

Icarus I'm afraid you've flown to close to the sun. You've become quite popular. Unfortunately the side effect is likely bot accounts designed for the sole purpose of seeing all your posts and stealing them to either repost or to feed to a hungry growing AI. Your data is tasty apparently. 😋🤣🤣🤣

You know what. He'd fit right in but I think he's to smart to work with the tau for long. He'd probably steal all their tech and snacks 🤣

Preach. Add in some spermicidal lube for fun and safety. Also the pill only protects against crotch goblins not stds.

The universe is a subscription. Pay now or pay later. It doesn't matter. It all comes back around eventually.