All I know is I have to go to Staples today to print a document and it's going to cost four times as much as it would have at the library, so thanks a lot Italians

Unless not going to the bank or library on a weekday is some kind of deeply sacred cultural practice in their community, in which case I apologize

Jessica henwick is so funny as the beleaguered personal assistant

Janelle Monae is just ridiculously beautiful

Special effects peaked in 1981

Hooting and hollering at the screen because the Nazis didn't take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God

Fwiw this movie also got rave reviews from my mom, who has no prior knowledge of these characters and also doesn't like superhero movies in general

That's exactly how I felt! I turned to my mom after we got out and said "this is everything I could have asked for". It really delivers

BIDERMAN