Krimpers Jimpers 🇧🇻
@z0loftking.bsky.social
Unmedicated
Unrestrained
Unfunny
Cringe
Unrestrained
Unfunny
Cringe
"You can always be nicer. Act better..."
December 19, 2024 at 11:22 AM
"You can always be nicer. Act better..."
The destruction of nature is honestly one of the most depressing things.
So many beautiful landscapes and awe-inspiring places just ruined in the name of profits and human greed.
So many beautiful landscapes and awe-inspiring places just ruined in the name of profits and human greed.
December 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
The destruction of nature is honestly one of the most depressing things.
So many beautiful landscapes and awe-inspiring places just ruined in the name of profits and human greed.
So many beautiful landscapes and awe-inspiring places just ruined in the name of profits and human greed.
Finally caved in and listened to espresso. The song is uninspiring slop. Now, I can appreciate slop media but it at least needs to be entertaining or stimulating, something this song is not.
Take Kesha as an example. It's slop but put her on at a party and the energy is instantly lifted.
Take Kesha as an example. It's slop but put her on at a party and the energy is instantly lifted.
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Finally caved in and listened to espresso. The song is uninspiring slop. Now, I can appreciate slop media but it at least needs to be entertaining or stimulating, something this song is not.
Take Kesha as an example. It's slop but put her on at a party and the energy is instantly lifted.
Take Kesha as an example. It's slop but put her on at a party and the energy is instantly lifted.
The more I learn about RFK jr the more he seems like a character in it's always sunny. The bear thing in the park, the dead whale, the heroin addiction, his whole life really is just way too funny, tragic and bizarre.
Anyways, good luck with that guy in charge of medical decisions
Anyways, good luck with that guy in charge of medical decisions
December 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The more I learn about RFK jr the more he seems like a character in it's always sunny. The bear thing in the park, the dead whale, the heroin addiction, his whole life really is just way too funny, tragic and bizarre.
Anyways, good luck with that guy in charge of medical decisions
Anyways, good luck with that guy in charge of medical decisions
Since humans clearly can't cooperate and make a better world I fully support linking every person to a supercomputer. Long live the hive mind.
December 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Since humans clearly can't cooperate and make a better world I fully support linking every person to a supercomputer. Long live the hive mind.
The only thing stopping me from creating a cult is my severe lack of charisma
December 17, 2024 at 5:22 PM
The only thing stopping me from creating a cult is my severe lack of charisma
Who even has time to goon? I got shit to do man.
December 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Who even has time to goon? I got shit to do man.
The masculine urge to live perpetually in the FNAF1 pizzeria
December 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
The masculine urge to live perpetually in the FNAF1 pizzeria
All I want for christmas is delusions of grandeur
December 17, 2024 at 2:10 PM
All I want for christmas is delusions of grandeur
Never understood strip clubs. Why would I pay to get blue-balled along with other men? Just a bunch of weird guys getting drunk and hard, paying for the attention of women who despise you. I'd much rather make myself a drink at home and then crank it.
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Never understood strip clubs. Why would I pay to get blue-balled along with other men? Just a bunch of weird guys getting drunk and hard, paying for the attention of women who despise you. I'd much rather make myself a drink at home and then crank it.
I really should be able to do whatever I want and never suffer the consequences
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I really should be able to do whatever I want and never suffer the consequences
The funny part about living in Norway is that if everything goes to hell I can just commit a crime and get into prison where the conditions are probably better than the place I currently live in.
December 16, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The funny part about living in Norway is that if everything goes to hell I can just commit a crime and get into prison where the conditions are probably better than the place I currently live in.
How it feels to call in sick when you're actually sick
December 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
How it feels to call in sick when you're actually sick
War is hell and all that but have you considered that explosions, planes, tanks and guns are fucking awesome? Look at a guided missile and tell me that shit doesn't look sick as fuck.
Obligatory throwback:
youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ?...
Obligatory throwback:
youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ?...
The Missile Knows Where It Is...
YouTube video by Jeff7181
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM
War is hell and all that but have you considered that explosions, planes, tanks and guns are fucking awesome? Look at a guided missile and tell me that shit doesn't look sick as fuck.
Obligatory throwback:
youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ?...
Obligatory throwback:
youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ?...
Didn't realize screaming into the void on the internet was this fun. I think I get it now.
December 16, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Didn't realize screaming into the void on the internet was this fun. I think I get it now.
The mental health awareness crowd always portrays the mentally ill as these fragile, can-do-no-wrong victims. This is offensive to me as I am both mentally ill and a fucking asshole. Just because I am suffering doesn't mean others can't too. Join the darkness cowards.
December 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
The mental health awareness crowd always portrays the mentally ill as these fragile, can-do-no-wrong victims. This is offensive to me as I am both mentally ill and a fucking asshole. Just because I am suffering doesn't mean others can't too. Join the darkness cowards.
Working with the general population in a service job makes you think that AM maybe had a point in its "hate" speech
December 16, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Working with the general population in a service job makes you think that AM maybe had a point in its "hate" speech
The thing about anxiety is that you can have a perfectly logical reason to not be anxious but your brain is like: "What if tho?" And all logic is thrown out the the window because you believe that fucker.
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 PM
The thing about anxiety is that you can have a perfectly logical reason to not be anxious but your brain is like: "What if tho?" And all logic is thrown out the the window because you believe that fucker.
Insane how the cool drugs are banned. Shrooms, LSD and DMT give you a good time, are physically safe and non-addicitve. Meanwhile we got alcohol and nicotine, two extremely addictive and toxic drugs that aren't even that fun.
I just want to spice up my substance abuse.
I just want to spice up my substance abuse.
December 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Insane how the cool drugs are banned. Shrooms, LSD and DMT give you a good time, are physically safe and non-addicitve. Meanwhile we got alcohol and nicotine, two extremely addictive and toxic drugs that aren't even that fun.
I just want to spice up my substance abuse.
I just want to spice up my substance abuse.
Watching youtube slop on my second screen while grinding war thunder on my main one in order to maximize my mental decline.
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Watching youtube slop on my second screen while grinding war thunder on my main one in order to maximize my mental decline.