Lit Ash Ketchum. Penned by Meza. MDNI 🔞
[He chuckles, leaning his hands on his knees to watch the Toedscool orbit him.] You do look like a Tentacool! Never seen one of those guys run, though.
And, of course I do! I don't know where my starter is right now, but I've got the rest of my team, so . . . !
🔽
[He chuckles, leaning his hands on his knees to watch the Toedscool orbit him.] You do look like a Tentacool! Never seen one of those guys run, though.
And, of course I do! I don't know where my starter is right now, but I've got the rest of my team, so . . . !
🔽
At least they were both orange rodents.
“ 𝘏𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘺, 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵! 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘶𝘱. ”
“ Us? We come from, uh . . . Well, they call it Earth. Or, the Pokémon World. Either one, really. ”
At least they were both orange rodents.
“ 𝘏𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘺, 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵! 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘶𝘱. ”
“ Us? We come from, uh . . . Well, they call it Earth. Or, the Pokémon World. Either one, really. ”
. . . Huh. Why did that name sound familiar.
Oh, well.
“ Thanks for the warm welcome, Rick! The name's Ash; Ash Ketchum! And, this is my partner, Peeks. He's a lil' more your speed. Er, height. ” 🔽
. . . Huh. Why did that name sound familiar.
Oh, well.
“ Thanks for the warm welcome, Rick! The name's Ash; Ash Ketchum! And, this is my partner, Peeks. He's a lil' more your speed. Er, height. ” 🔽
He crouched to extend a hand to the Mobian. No snide commentary, no jokes, or signs of diminishing her.
“ The name's Ash Ketchum. It's nice to meet you, uh . . . ? ”
What was her name?
He crouched to extend a hand to the Mobian. No snide commentary, no jokes, or signs of diminishing her.
“ The name's Ash Ketchum. It's nice to meet you, uh . . . ? ”
What was her name?
Weird. Charisma is normally his thing! It must be that Pallet Town-brand sass surfacing . . .
Which might be the dumbest thing to nearly get him killed yet!
“ You're gonna score your hubby just fine. 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀.ᐟ Did I manage to 𝙉𝙊𝙏 get three strikes . . . ?💧”
Weird. Charisma is normally his thing! It must be that Pallet Town-brand sass surfacing . . .
Which might be the dumbest thing to nearly get him killed yet!
“ You're gonna score your hubby just fine. 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀.ᐟ Did I manage to 𝙉𝙊𝙏 get three strikes . . . ?💧”
𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙈𝘽𝙇𝙀.ᐣ.ᐣ
“ Hey, wait a sec—! ” He raised his hands in front of him. As tough as he was, he had the vague feeling the pink... porcupine(?) could flatten him if she wanted to!
“ I'm just 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 that you don't look ready to keel over before you find someone! 💦 ”
𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙈𝘽𝙇𝙀.ᐣ.ᐣ
“ Hey, wait a sec—! ” He raised his hands in front of him. As tough as he was, he had the vague feeling the pink... porcupine(?) could flatten him if she wanted to!
“ I'm just 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 that you don't look ready to keel over before you find someone! 💦 ”
Yeah, that'll keep you from sharpening your smack talking game, if everyone has to play nice with you, I'd bet!
For what it's worth, you still come off real tough. And, that's usually enough to ragebait someone who can't handle that.
Yeah, that'll keep you from sharpening your smack talking game, if everyone has to play nice with you, I'd bet!
For what it's worth, you still come off real tough. And, that's usually enough to ragebait someone who can't handle that.
When you grow up in a small, rough-around-the-edges town, you learn to talk smack and take it. You don't do too well, otherwise. And if your enemy's got a hot temper and you don't, that's already half the battle.
When you grow up in a small, rough-around-the-edges town, you learn to talk smack and take it. You don't do too well, otherwise. And if your enemy's got a hot temper and you don't, that's already half the battle.
Personally, I think stunting on 'em is enough.
Personally, I think stunting on 'em is enough.
A Bipedal blue frog appears, wearing his tongue as a scarf!
“ See? There's no way Greninja's fitting in my pocket. ”
A Bipedal blue frog appears, wearing his tongue as a scarf!
“ See? There's no way Greninja's fitting in my pocket. ”