Z
@z-bo-b.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 she/her. Millenial. Terrible comedian.
I just saw someone respond to a news article about anti-trans legislation with "God doesn't make mistakes."
Finally! I don't hear this argument enough. But we're just at the tip of the iceberg. What we really need to do is get GLASSES out of our classroom! God made Adam&Eve, not four-eye Adam&Eve.
Finally! I don't hear this argument enough. But we're just at the tip of the iceberg. What we really need to do is get GLASSES out of our classroom! God made Adam&Eve, not four-eye Adam&Eve.
April 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just saw someone respond to a news article about anti-trans legislation with "God doesn't make mistakes."
Finally! I don't hear this argument enough. But we're just at the tip of the iceberg. What we really need to do is get GLASSES out of our classroom! God made Adam&Eve, not four-eye Adam&Eve.
Finally! I don't hear this argument enough. But we're just at the tip of the iceberg. What we really need to do is get GLASSES out of our classroom! God made Adam&Eve, not four-eye Adam&Eve.
Me: It's a Friday! Things are going to be great!
The Universe:
The Universe:
April 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me: It's a Friday! Things are going to be great!
The Universe:
The Universe:
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I cackled way too loud
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I cackled way too loud
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This girl just said “I get why RFK is an anti-vaxxer bc if I was a Kennedy I’d be afraid of shots too” & I just spit out my drink
April 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This girl just said “I get why RFK is an anti-vaxxer bc if I was a Kennedy I’d be afraid of shots too” & I just spit out my drink
Just saw Jordan Peele's Us after all these years. Top notch film. Just wish I knew before going into it that I'd re-open my fear of mirrors all over again.
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just saw Jordan Peele's Us after all these years. Top notch film. Just wish I knew before going into it that I'd re-open my fear of mirrors all over again.
Me: "Hey girl, I'm kinda into you."
Her: "..."
Me: "Um, I mean, like, April Fools. Haha jay kay jay kay. I mean we would be pretty cute together. Just kidding just kidding lol. Unless...?
Her: "..."
Me: "Um, I mean, like, April Fools. Haha jay kay jay kay. I mean we would be pretty cute together. Just kidding just kidding lol. Unless...?
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me: "Hey girl, I'm kinda into you."
Her: "..."
Me: "Um, I mean, like, April Fools. Haha jay kay jay kay. I mean we would be pretty cute together. Just kidding just kidding lol. Unless...?
Her: "..."
Me: "Um, I mean, like, April Fools. Haha jay kay jay kay. I mean we would be pretty cute together. Just kidding just kidding lol. Unless...?