daniii ★
yzydani.bsky.social
daniii ★
@yzydani.bsky.social
00pium enjoyer, 15 y/o, bi, from italy (a.k.a. pizzaland) in the middle of nowhere actually,
i listen to ye, KC$ and carti, and occasionally to uzi, thugger or wayne; i'm just here for sillies and giggles :3
hi
🌾🍀🌱🌻🌾🌹🍁🌻🍄☘️🌸🪻🌴💐🍂g

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July 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i burnt my 808
wait
July 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i like my 🤫😂😁😂🇫🇯😋💢😍🦶🦶 spicy

hi this is ye and i gave my cousin ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND KRÖMER!!!!
June 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
sorry i meant pubert
my left toe is mickey☹️🇫🇯
June 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
guys i was searching for 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10-decakis(2-methylpropyl)decane and some dimethylmercury for my hamster,
i only found these👨‍❤️‍👨❤️💜💞
his name is mickey if it helps
June 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
guys does anyone have a Texas Instruments TI-84 Plus CE-T Python Edition

i just wanted a cheeto but i feel like i accidentally ate 101.2 tons of methionylthreonylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl instead
huh weird way of spelling cheetos i guess
June 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
guys does anyone have flour i wanna make a laptop
June 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this is why math doesn't work:
see kids, this is why my ACL broke
June 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
maths is a jenga tower.
you take a piece out, eat it and start screaming:

DERIVATES ARE MADE OUT OF FISH STICKS!! I SEE IT NOW

h is a chair 2
June 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
ok so hear me out
h is a chair and you can't prove maths is consistent using maths itself. this is part of the second incompleteness theorem, if maths demonstrates its own consistency, its not consistent, but if it isnt consistent, it cant prove its own consistency. what if maths is secretly broken?
June 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
digital footprint smashing speedrun 😁

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June 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i like cinder blocks
but you know what i like the most? seeing @cinderblocjk.bsky.social sweetly sleeping at night, then when the clock strikes 4:12;87 I start injecting 100mg of silliness into his veins to then steal ëh and make a apple pie out of it.
good night my sweet banana chomper. :3
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM