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@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I wonder how many more illegals have come to help us over the last week?

November 16, 2024 at 2:37 PM

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I'm halving knife crime in a decade. I'm so optimistic in anything I do. Of course I'll still be Home Secretary then:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...

Labour conference updates: Yvette Cooper pledges to halve knife crime in a decade in Labour conference speech

The home secretary was speaking before Keir Starmer addresses the conference this afternoon.

www.bbc.co.uk

September 24, 2024 at 11:14 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I'm appearing on BBC breakfast in 15 minutes. Hope they do something decent with this fucking stupid hairdo that I've had since birth.

September 16, 2024 at 6:15 AM

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Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I need to call an urgent migration meeting today because there's too many fucking British people and not enough migrants in this fucking country.

September 6, 2024 at 5:50 PM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I need to call an urgent migration meeting today because there's too many fucking British people and not enough migrants in this fucking country.

September 6, 2024 at 5:50 PM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I'm such a cunt that I can treat British vermin any way I like because I'm special with a transvestite hairdo.

August 31, 2024 at 7:44 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I need more problems in the UK because I want to assert myself as the saviour of the left. We will crush the ordinary Brits because I hate them, because I'm Yvette Cooper and I have a crap hairdo.

August 28, 2024 at 7:09 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I'm such a cow to these dirty bastard brits that even my hairdo is offensive. Hee hee hee. Serves those Brits right for saying Britain is great.

August 26, 2024 at 6:09 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I hate those dirty bastard Brits. They're all guilty of rioting, but I'm such a nice person because I'm going to fuck them up so we can push our left wing agenda. Mwah ha ha.
www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

Yvette Cooper accused of suggesting everyone arrested over riots is guilty

Correction and apology for Home Office blunder demanded by Free Speech Union

www.telegraph.co.uk

August 24, 2024 at 7:36 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I'm recruiting more people to tackle the people smuggling gangs. That's more money I'm going to earn by hiring friends and family to do these jobs. Hee hee hee aren't I good. I'll be rich in no time.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/arti...

Home secretary to recruit 100 specialists to target people-smuggling gangs

Yvette Cooper also plans to increase deportations for refused asylum seekers as part of illegal migration clampdown

www.theguardian.com

August 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

How dare these dirty Brits hate me. I'll show them. They will love me and obey because I'm Yvette with the strange hairdo. Might get me nails done though because I might need to scratch Herr Starmer's back.

news.sky.com/story/home-s...

Home Secretary Yvette Cooper to crack down on people 'pushing hateful beliefs'

The Home Office has said it will "kickstart" an initiative to "tackle the threat posed by extremist ideologies".

news.sky.com

August 21, 2024 at 11:47 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

After a hard days fucking up the country, I must get round to getting a new hairdo. I've had this one since I was 4.

August 21, 2024 at 7:19 AM

Yvette Cooper (parody)

@yvettecooper.bsky.social

I must remember to lockup Brits first and then we'll see if there's more space for my criminal illegals. I do hope the Brits take up all the prison space - the dirty vermin that they are.

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...