Salem, Pseudo Sylvan
@yurigf.pet
Unprofessional Wire Fondler,
Chronic Yearnmancer,
A Doll by any other name.
She/It
Chronic Yearnmancer,
A Doll by any other name.
She/It
Not *as* bad but holy fuck
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Not *as* bad but holy fuck
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Simian Saturday
Monke Smackdown
Monke Smackdown
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Simian Saturday
Monke Smackdown
Monke Smackdown
Hey you're never gonna guess-
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hey you're never gonna guess-
They're so lovely. Makes me miss my old girl - she was a bit more scrungly though
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They're so lovely. Makes me miss my old girl - she was a bit more scrungly though
Pervert Shows for Perverts
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pervert Shows for Perverts
Oh my FUCK i need to stay off any forms of communication until I'm fully awake
Probably a wild thing to receive with no warmup
Probably a wild thing to receive with no warmup
![Screenshot of discord message
[Link to feralhousepuppy post, which is a screenshot from a texting app]
1: "Been thinking about upping my cocaine usage"
2: "I need to start age regressing harder because I think most forms of bottoming are a lot hotter if I feel like the scenario is deeply predatory"
2: "ok glad we're both bringing normal ideas to the table rn"
[End of post]
"Wait sorry"
"I just woke up and [REDACTED] sent this to me saying it was you but that's not your profile is it"
"Nope I'm just extra dumb he was talking about a separate interaction entirely"
"Disregard"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hmim4v36fndp4dfxdf2hkca6/bafkreier7btovug7s6azjxydqnoxxx4irhipc3267ijpxetudcu7vqulza@jpeg)
October 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh my FUCK i need to stay off any forms of communication until I'm fully awake
Probably a wild thing to receive with no warmup
Probably a wild thing to receive with no warmup
got about *this* far into a blender project before realizing i hadn't saved *sweats nervously*
October 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
got about *this* far into a blender project before realizing i hadn't saved *sweats nervously*
There's something to be said about forcing a machine to do your bidding
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There's something to be said about forcing a machine to do your bidding
My Dress Up Darling - S2e3.
Bawling for Chitose Amano
Bawling for Chitose Amano
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My Dress Up Darling - S2e3.
Bawling for Chitose Amano
Bawling for Chitose Amano
"we should take all this mass... And put it *out there*"
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"we should take all this mass... And put it *out there*"
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THIS TEXT FROM MY MOM
![Screenshot of text message. The bottom is cut off, but it begins:
"HI [Name Redacted]! We all have an appointment to die"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hmim4v36fndp4dfxdf2hkca6/bafkreih5qwtrkaqzobkmk7ec7iinujniupbw5namugcnegbln6qmobacki@jpeg)
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THIS TEXT FROM MY MOM
