I’ve applied for more jobs in the past month than the rest of my working life combined. I’ve been rejected for more jobs than ever before, if the company even bothers to send a rejection. Is it the job market, my stay at home parent resume gap, or both?

At least *this* civil war will actually be about states’ rights 🙃

BRB, going to personally thump each HR person on the head who lists “Social Media Coordinator” positions that are actually Marketing Manager duties with a SMC salary.

I’m not even sure who controls my student loans after they were sold off to a different company a couple of years ago 🤷‍♀️

As the ground thaws, so does my brain.

I actually think *more* xtian extremists need punched in the face

Happy International Women's Day!

May we all embody this energy today and always.

I have gone completely overboard with my garden planning this year

Elon Musk names his children the same way animal shelter employees name adoptable pets

Nick Cannon dropping seasons of Masked Singer faster than he’s popping out babies is wild

My goal is to die doing something I love. (In my sleep.)